
According to CNN Money, my go-to source for all news items related to former “Strangers with Candy” stars:
In late March, Stephen Colbert expanded his super PAC [which raises money from businesses and individual people, and can then be spent to advocate for or against a political candidate] experiment, admonishing his late-night viewers to start organizations of their own on colleges across America.
They listened, and now the Federal Election Commission’s roster of approved super PACs is filled with groups registered to addresses in college towns. (Via)
The article highlights Why Not ZoidPAC?, a reference to everyone’s favorite Jewish crustacean, Dr. Zoidberg from “Futurama,” which was created by an MIT freshman and has currently raised all of $0. Other Super PACs, according to Open Secrets, that toe the line between sincerity and irony and have received exactly no financial contributions include Dogs Against Romney, Americans for More Rhombus, Joe Six PAC, Now If You’ll Excuse Me I’m Going to PAC Off Now, Bears for a Bearable Tomorrow, Brady Bunch PAC, and “Howard Stern Fans for a Baba Booey Tomor.” Only one of those isn’t real — see if you can guess which!



so how can I transform this post into an uninformed hate tirade against Obama?
Zoidberg has some interesting ideas, but I can’t abide by using sandwiches as currency.
Are you kidding? The only way I survived the financial crisis was through my sandwich-heavy portfolio!
All hail the Hypnotoad-PAC…
My understanding is that Joe Six PAC is coordinating illegally with Johnny Lunchpail, Sally Housecoat, and Eddie Punchclock.
I’d start a super PAC, but I’d probably end up alone and penniless LIKE ZOOOIIDDBEERRG!
/cries
Wait … so admonish means “warn or reprimand someone firmly” AND “advise or urge (someone) earnestly”?
Fuck English.
Also, inflammable means flammable.
Hmm, well to be honest, this really is making me think of becoming more politically active!
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Does anyone know if “Annie’s Boobs” is a copyrighted name?
“Yay, people are paying attention to my Super PAC!”
Well, that wasn’t how I wrote that up.
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