As if you needed more proof that Anthony Bourdain lives a cooler and more interesting life than you do — even in your Robitussin-soaked dreams — he posted this picture on Twitter last night. Oh, no big deal, just hanging out with Omar (Michael K. Williams) and Marlo (Jamie Hector) from “The Wire,” eating some diner food and drinking some milkshakes. Ho hum. What did you do yesterday?
I would honestly give up a finger to have been at that table. Maybe two.
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Saw this last night….cried a little
Bonus points to the woman in the window for an excellent and understated photobomb.
Now my dinner last night with Jaleel White and Alfonso Ribeiro doesn’t seem so cool. Thanks for ruining a special night.
Anthony Bourdain is the Stannis Baratheon of the culinary world.
Does Marlo still host The Wire charity paintball tournament? Because that would be the coolest ever.
They still have it. Its June 9th this year.
[mmincpaintball-eorg.eventbrite.com]
I think Guy Fieri had dinner with Screech and the Grimace.
+1. He also invited the lead singer of Smash Mouth, who wisely declined, thus averting the universe folding in on itself.
I heard it was Miley Cyrus and Khloe Kardashian. Wait! Oh, I see what happened there.
A restaurant’s gotta have a health code.
/uggh. shameful.
I giggled.
what did I do yesterday?…I watched The Wire
oh cruel fate
Remember that time Bobby Flay thought he was the cool chef on TV?
You mean every day?
That’s some deep delusions when he’s hanging out with Rachel Ray and Paula Deen.
Coolest part was that Bunk and McNulty were in that van across the street listening the whole time.
I wonder if they had Reservations?
Or threw their empties on the roof?
True story: I was at the Palms last year for the Mayweather fight and waiting in line (like a dumbass) for the Diddy after party when I saw Jamie Hector strolling through the casino with two friends. We made eye contact and I instantly felt like I was next on Marlo’s hit list and was gonna end up in a vacant. It was a week after I just finished the last two seasons of The Wire. Saw him 3 more times and I got the same stare each time, which is weird since I heard he’s a really nice guy.
If I was him, I would stare like that at anyone who had the “OH MY GOD, IT’S MARLO!” face whenever they saw me. It would be awesome to have that power when he is probably nothing like that in real life.
Only use your power for good, my son, not for evil.
RE: David Bowie ‘ If I was him…”
Motha fucka you aint!