Each year, readers of Maxim magazine vote on the 100 Hottest Women of the Year. This year, Bar Rafeali topped the list, followed by Olivia Munn. It just goes to show you how mainstream the geek culture has become that the woman best known for co-hosting "Attack of the Show" was named the second hottest woman in America. Either that, or Maxim readers are just into women who let you fap to them while they eat shrimp. Not for nothing, but the readership is also broadening their definition of a woman to include men. How progressive! For the very first time in the publication's history, a man made the list. After a massive write-in campaign, Stephen Colbert entered the top 100 at number 69.
Good for Colbert! Unfortunately, the blow to the self-esteem for these eight television actresses -- all of whom placed below Colbert -- must have been massive, although not as massive as seeing Lea Michelle 60 or 70 spots ahead of them. It's one thing to be edged out by a satirical anchor on a fake news show, but it's quite another to be taken down by the annoying twit from "Glee."
Here are the 8 TV actresses Stephen Colbert beat. WARNING: Shameless slideshow of severely hot women. Sorry. Couldn't be helped.
Poppy Montgomery -- #99
Kat Dennings -- #97
Alexandra Breckenridge -- #94
Stana Katic -- #80
Christina Hendricks #77
Abby Elliot -- #73
Sofia Vergara -- #71
Michelle Dockery -- #70
Stephen Colbert -- #69
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The show might be terrible, but her spot is well “deserved.”
It’s definitely a generational thing, Josh. And by that, I mean: Your generation is wrong.
Yeah, no, she’s not that hot. Her face/head-shape is all kinds of weird. Still much better looking than Kat Dennings though. Bitch is groooooooss.
And I didn’t know a surprising number of the people on that slideshow.
I assumed this is who you were talking about when you said they allowed men this year.
Her chin puts mine to shame. Look out how pronounced it is!
Please, please, you’re both right — each of those women is fugly.
How the fuck is she anywhere near the list? Yes, she has a slamming body but that face. Urgh, it’s all kinds of fucked up.
I’d bang Colbert before I banged any of these 2/10 horsefaces.
Particularly Christina Hendricks. Talk about a cure for erectile function.
She looks like they tried to clone Jennifer Garner but the vat was too small, so the scientists said “Smoosh the head a little. No one will notice.”
lolllllll @ this entire thread
Thanks for the nightmare fuel!
Yeah, they might as well have given Colbert moutheyes while they were at it.
I’m 99% sure that picture was originally Lacey Chabert, which almost sounds like Colbert, if you squint… and I definitely recommend squinting.
So, apparently the entire premise of Snow White and the Huntsman isn’t too ridiculous to most people voting on this list. Kristen Stewart voted as “hotter” than Charlize Theron…what is this world coming to?!?!
The only way this poll makes sense is if the rating was based on body temperature and Kristin Stewart was running a fever that day.
Kat Dennings is not attractive. At all. Why does she always look half asleep?
She is the archetypal Butter Face.
I’d have to be half comatose to work on the set of 2 Broke Girls too
I find Kat Dennings attractive, even in the facial region.
Or maybe it’s just her awesome bewbage HNNNNNNNNNNNGGG…..
Why does she always look half asleep?
My guess is that animal control only got one tranq dart in her.
For me at least it’s because she always seems to appear in short skirts and long boots and have a slightly mean and crazed look to her. Things I apparently find irresistible in women, go figure.
I assume the Dowager Countess scored above Colbert, as I don’t see her listed here.
“Now, when the wealthy dowager comes in, the party’s over, right? Wrong!
“Kill wealthy dowager.”
Maxim was awesome when I was 20. I would rather win a date with Stephen Colbert than all 99 of the other women on the hot list.
Maxim is the magazine version of Frotcast Brendan’s pervy married friend who wanted to know if a bunch of 4s at the bar smelled nice.
Didn’t realize Poppy Montgomery brought some puppies to play seeing how her shows are always in the northeast in winter.
Its weird that #73 came out of Chris Elliott’s penis.
Three of the girls in the slideshow have tits bigger than my head. This is not surprising.
Sofia Vergara and Christina Hendricks well below Miley Cyrus, K.Stew and Katy Perry?!? Shenanigans!!
Every single one of you disparaging ANY of these women is LYING. You’d give your left one and you know it. Don’t play yourself, because you’ve either settled for far less, or have never had the opportunity to settle.
Not Kat Dennings. Otherwise, obvious statement is obvious.
“Sorry. Couldn’t be helped.” Well played on the Sacre Bleu reference. Unless it’s just a coincidence in which case, hey, thanks for the tits.
Red hair and big tits are great, but the rest of Christina Hendricks is not hot.
Love is a light switch away.
I say we have our own Uproxx hottest list. I assume Alison Brie will be number one by default.
agreed
Also, all of these women are beautiful. Quit being mean.