5 Reasons “Mythbusters” Is One of the Best Nerd Shows On TV — The first commenter beat me to it, but “#6. Kari Byron.” Just pretend that comment and user “Jacktion” don’t exist. (Gamma Squad)
5 Albums Coming Out This Week That Don’t Suck — A new column I’m doing for the mothership. Be kind, take a look. (Uproxx)
Twitter Reacts to the News That Jessica Simpson Finally Had Her Baby — Little known fact, Tony Romo is the daddy. You could tell because the baby fumbled out of Jessica. /Leno’d (Uproxx)
10 Amazing Predictions For This Week In Sports — The Mets will lose last night. (With Leather)
Your Mid-Week Guide to DVD and Streaming: Another Excuse to Use That Gina Carano GIF — That GIF is wonderful, better than Haywire, in fact. (Film Drunk)
New Logo, New Look for the Brooklyn Nets — Same sh*tty team, too. (Smoking Section)
The 25 Most Annoying Animals In Your Office — (BuzzFeed)
17 Bizarre/Awesome Prom Photo — (HuffPo)
15 Best Web Contents of the Week — (Adult Swim)
That’s Not a Camel Toe, It’s a Hoof — (Fark)
8 Steps to Cashing in on Your Micro-Celebrity, the Saddest Job Title Since Freelance Writer — (Pajiba)
TV Show Having Tough Time Finding “Real Boobs” In Miami — (Guy Speed)
Five Directors Who Should Make a Sci-Fi Movie — (Unreality Mag)
727 Airliner Crashes in Desert for Your Entertainment — (Bro Bible)
The Dark Knight Rises‘ Awesomely Complex Viral Marketing Campaign — (The Week)
The Time Groucho Marx Did the Charleston on Hitler’s Grave — (Mental Floss)
Whole World Bummed About Duran Duran Playing the Olympics — (Death + Taxes)
Game of Brews: “Game of Thrones” Gets the Beer T-Shirt Treatment — (The High Definite)
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Wasn’t Mark Ronson supposed to be reviving Duran Duran by producing their last album? Guess that went down well. Compared to morose-stuff-your-dad-might-like like Snow Patrol and The Stereophonics though, Duran Duran doesn’t seem too bad an idea to me. *pops collar, wraps tie around head, rolls up jacket sleeves, marries a model*
Between that Kari Byron pic and the Gina Carano gif, it’s looking like a sexy Wednesday indeed. They even negate the Creed fan.
For England, it’s tough to judge (being an American). I mean, who stands out in your minds? The Rolling Stones, who are a zillion years old and who take a beating every time they do the Superbowl half time (“More old guys! Jeez!”), the Beatles can’t exactly do it. You could try and go for “respectability” but Elvis Costello doesn’t exactly rock the house. Adele has a big following internationally right now and we’ll probably still remember her in 10 years so she’d be a safe bet.
If they’re going to go retro 80′s, I’d have said maybe Depech Mode, but Duran Duran had the bigger following so while my choice is more fun, theirs is probably more logical. The closing ceremony’s New Order and Blur–Blur had one hit, right? New Order feel even more like a snapshot in time than Duran Duran do.
And I’ll just pretend you don’t exist and only read Danger’s posts from now on.
Dustin has already been shunned for his (wrong) opinions of the Mr. Belvedere theme song.
What did I do!