Look, I don’t know what happened to her face, either. NOT IMPORTANT. The important thing is, she’s doing fine.
Now she is “quite wonderful and very busy,” she said. “I’ve got a new company ‘Yo Soy Production’ and a brand-new film ‘The Hope for Pandora’s Box,’ which I wrote, directed, starred in, and executive produced.” There is currently no release date for the film, but it is obvious that Voorhies is proud of the project.
Let’s just leave it at that. She’s doing well. And yes, she’s game for a “Saved by the Bell” reunion. “If it did happen, it wouldn’t be a bad thing,” she says. I don’t care what she looks like today. She’ll always be Lisa Turtle. I’m more concerned with that movie she’s working on. I don’t know what it looks like today, but here’s a trailer for the short film, The Hope for Pandora’s Box from her MySpace page in 2009.
Yikes. I certainly hope that, after three years of work on it, it looks better than that trailer portends.
Here, I can’t leave you with that. Let’s remember her fondly.
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Lark’s husband Jason really thought he was punching above his weight when they got engaged, so I’m sure he’s been a bit disappointed to discover that the old wives’ tale about married couples growing to look alike after time is actually true.
/seriously her face does kind of look a bit like a hockey mask.
Jesus, she looks like a wax sculpture of Michael Jackson now.
Cautionary tales of plastic surgery.
I wonder how her brother Jason is doing.
She looks like a woman who has been taking Testosterone injections to look like a man and then decided that she wanted to be a woman who looked like a man but wanted to dress like a woman. A female reverse tranvestite of some sort. I s that make-up or is she also using face whitening creams? Either way, Caca for cookoo puffs.
Wasn’t that the plot of Victor Victoria?
Julie Andrews? Anyone?
Seems to be a lot of speculation that she has lupus, and the steroids tend to make your face/body swell up.
Listen ladies, if you HAVE to have plastic surgery, just keep it to breast implants.
She was still looking pretty bangin in 2001′s classic Method Man/Redman join How High. Although last time I watched that movie I was deep into two cups of prometh w/ codeine and a few blunts.
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Wrote, check. Directed, check. Starred in, check. Executive produced, check. Jacked face, check. Whoa. She’s like the Tommy Wiseau of the SBTB cast. This film could be EPIC. We could very well be sitting on the next national treasure here, people.
Who would have guessed that Mr. Belding would be the one ending this week saying, “Hey, I aged pretty well!”?
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Man, I was so obsessed with Tiffany Amber Theisen as a kid that I never noticed how hot Lark was back then. Berkley was ok though.
Not. Comfortable. With. Banner pic.
Looks like a burn victim.
How was this not a post by Danger? If there was anything in his wheelhouse…(no offense Dustin)
From Lisa Turtle to Jason’s Mom. goddamn.