
Sarcastic, scruffy everyman Adam Scott appeared on “Late Show with David Letterman” yesterday to discuss, among other things, the time he and “Parks and Recreation” co-star Nick Offerman were invited to a dorm party at Caltech. For some reason (because they’re cheap?), NBC regularly hosts “big, fancy parties” at colleges, and while walking the red carpet at Caltech, a bunch of students, after screaming “YOU SUCK,” asked if Scott wanted to party with them. He said, “Sure,” because who wouldn’t want to party with a bunch of drunken science nerds, and asked Offerman to join him, to “blow some minds.”
I won’t give away the rest of the clip, but needless to say, I’d party with Ben Wyatt and Ron Swanson any time. I mean, “party” as in drink beers, not the other way. Swanson’s masculinity intimidates me (it’s the mustache). Also, Adam Scott needs to finish every story by doing this:

While wearing a Batman suit, preferably.



“Are we having fun yet?!”
In an ironic twist (due to Nerdlinger’s insistence on correcting for wind resistance), the bra-bomb went off just seconds after Scott and Offerman had left campus.
He is easily one of the most adorable people on Earth.
The mistake was trying to party at Cal Tech. That school only has 1,000 undergrads and it is the most boring place on Earth. Tell NBC to throw their party at UCLA or USC next time.
Or Northwestern (Bring back, Matt.)
The party needed some rough sodomy, really rough sodomy. THAT’S what makes a party memorable.
I wish the story should have ended with the two planing a giant, flaming “Nerds” sign in front of the dorm.
I wish Adam Scott could’ve gotten two segments and Kelly Ripa only one. Or, Adam Scott two and Tenacious D two. Anyway, I love that guy. Solid Offerman impression, too. “Yeah, I’ll do that.” Hahaha.