In lieu of an intro where I babble on about nothing, I’ll instead babble on about something: the season finale dates of our most talked about shows. (I’m not going to use the word “favorite” because I don’t want someone to yell at me that “New Girl” isn’t a favorite of theirs – I’m not nearly drunk enough for that). They are:
Tuesday, May 8: “New Girl”
Thursday, May 10: “The Office” and “Parks and Recreation”
Sunday, May 13: “American Dad”
Monday, May 14: “How I Met Your Mother”
Wednesday, May 16: “Suburgatory”
Thursday, May 17: “30 Rock” and “Community”
Saturday, May 19: “SNL” (with Mick Jagger)
Sunday, May 20: “Bob’s Burgers,” “Family Guy,” and “The Simpsons”
Monday, May 21: “House" (series finale)
Wednesday, May 23: “Don’t Trust the…,” “The Middle,” and “Modern Family”
Tuesday, May 29: “Cougar Town”
Sunday, June 3: “Game of Thrones”
Sunday, June 10: “Mad Men”
Full list here. And now, GIFs.
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Now that I have your attention, check out Ufford's interview with Kate Upton, the only person in the world who can distract us from the roses on his shirt. (Via)
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Come on, Josh! It’s 1 p.m. on the East coast. You should at least be drunk enough to be able to drive the drunk car like a normal car.
Also, Jerry accepting his pie related fate is the same thing I do when I realize I’m going to have to pork the fat chick.
That’s drunk talk! Sweet, beautiful drunk talk.
Wow, that’s a short season for Bob’s Burgers.
RIP MCA
Oh, what the fuck?!?
DAMN YOU CANCER!
Puts a damper on this day.
What? Damn. I’ve had this stuck in my head all day after it was used on the darts last night. [www.youtube.com]
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We’re down to only two Beasties.
And one of them is Mike D.
*cries gently*
The Prince of Persuasia thing was the best bit that Bob’s Burgers has ever done. I missed at least the next five minutes of the episode from crying with laughter.
And yeah… RIP MCA. Definitely my favourite Beastie.
I haven’t even seen it yet and I’m already certain that it’s going to be hilarious.
Rob Huebel did the voice. It was that good.
I was a little surprised at 30 Rock’s Ned Stark “spoiler”. I know the TV episode is well passed the statute of limitations for when it’s allowable to discuss spoilers, but man… that’s a big one.
I was super bummed when my sister found out about the death before getting to that episode. I really love seeing new viewers reactions to it.
Ufford interviewed my girlfriend WTF@!!!!>!?!?!?
obligatory “bring back Matt”? especially now since he’s make physical contact with Kate Upton
wrong Uproxx window:(:( my bad
Number muthafuckin 14 (fourteen) muthafuckas
Aaaaaaaaaaah there’s only 5 more GoT episodes this season!?!??!?! NOOOOOOO.
Damn, Grizz….SPOIL MUCH?!?!
So, I’m guessing Ufford’s engagement is now off?
I mean, the sexual tension between him and Jason Pierre-Paul was undeniable, right?
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo,
I’ve got a tanning story for you.