I learned three important things from this video:
- Wilson Phillips has some sort of reality show on the TV Guide Network, titled “Still Holding On.”
- Wilson Phillips is apparently still touring, and they play a lot of covers in their set. So many, in fact, that group member Wendy Wilson is becoming concerned about it.
- Chynna Phillips has SERIOUS OPINIONS about douching, and she is MORE THAN HAPPY to share them with people on camera.
Seriously, though, “You know what I’m a little concerned about? You gotta douche” is one of the greatest non sequiturs I’ve ever heard. Chynna Phillips seems like an absolute treat to share a tour bus with.
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“You gotta douche” as a fitting product line, right behind “just boof it!” suppositories.
I thought “Wilson Phillips : Sill Holding On” Douche was the product.
Holy crap, didn’t the fat one just get lap-band surgery?
And you can tell because that ring of crumbs no longer obits her. The VanDeKamp belt, I think it was called.
This is irresponsible television. Douching is horrible for you. It kills the natural (good) bacteria in your special lady garden and makes you more prone to infections. “The more you know,” fellas.
Man, Springsteen’s “Secret Garden” just took on a whole new meaning for me.
Didn’t Burnsy create this show?
Under his pseudonym, Norman “Leer”
I wish. Then I’d be able to bed Carnie finally.
And you could coin the catchphrase “Carnie ate it” at the end of every episode.
Some day some body is going to hold me down and take my pie.
Good gravy. Didn’t Chyna Phillips used to be hot? Now she looks like a man.