2 Broke Girls (CBS, 8 p.m.) – Season finale. Not only does this episode last 60 minutes longer than it should, which is to say it’s an hour-long episode, it also has a grammatically incorrect title. “And Martha Stewart Have a Ball”? In the name of all that is holy (Kat Denning’s breasts), what does that mean??? Daenerys is pissed.
MLB Baseball (ESPN, 7 p.m.) – My overachieving Mets play Danger’s underachieving Phillies in Philadelphia in a game that decides nothing because it’s May. Meanwhile, Dustin’s Cleveland Spiders continue to not exist. (He’s not much of a sports guy.)
World’s Wildest Police Videos (Spike, 8 p.m.) – In case you missed it (you monster), here’s our post about this show from earlier today. One more thing: Sheriff John Bunnell has a wonderfully active IMDb message board. Sample comment: “This douche with his annoying voice or the writers blow the situations WAY out of proportion.” You’d think a show with “World’s” and “Wildest” in the title wouldn’t exaggerate, but alas.
Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations (Travel, 9 p.m.) – Bourdain goes to Japan for the “Cook It Raw” festival, which is both an oxymoron and possibly the only place in the world where you can get “smoky grilled pork and subtle purple yam with a ring of peppery foraged greens,” which sounds amazing.
Castle (ABC, 10 p.m.) – Season finale. And so Castle made of [fill in the plot point because I don’t watch the show] fall in the sea, eventually.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Beth Behrs and Spiritualized on Letterman; Michelle Pfeiffer and Bear Grylls and Leno; Kristen Stewart and Chloe Grace Moretz on Kimmel; Steve Guttenberg on Ferguson; Jennifer Connelly and the Beach Boys on Fallon; Metta World Peace and Matt Walsh on Conan; Sacha Baron Cohen on Stewart; and Andy Cohen on Colbert
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Not that I watch the show, but I’d guess the title is supposed to read “2 Broke Girls And Martha Stewart Have A Ball”. No idea if other episode titles follow this formula.
They do. I hate myself for knowing that.
the full title is “2 Broke Girls And Martha Stewart Have a Ball.” get it now? kind of wish i didnt actually.
also go mets, die phillies.
My overachieving Mets play Danger’s underachieving Phillies in Philadelphia in a game that decides nothing because it’s May.
[smashes beer bottle on table, brandishes jagged half as weapon]
(the same beer bottle that Danger cried into when Roy Halladay blew a six-run lead)
HE WAS DEALING WITH PERSONAL ISSUES.
“Roy Halladay has hemorrhoids!”
Wait. Steve Guttenberg on a late night talk show and the year isn’t 1990? What has he done that’s notable since 3 Men and a Little Lady?
They’re re-publishing his bible, I think.
I’ve wanted since the early 80′s to get him to autograph one.
Mets. Phillies. May sports.
This insidiously boring display is part of the effort to get me to like foreign sports, isn’t it? Well, that’ll teach you. Now I’m just going to buff the aborigine. That’s a euphemism, isn’t it? No? Well, maybe i’ll go work on my euphemisms instead.
Mets fan AND a Jimi Hendrix reference? Josh, I think I love you.
But what are you afraid of?
So after a couple weeks without a new episode of “How I Met Your Mother”, they finally air one last week that ends with Marshall hammered in Atlantic City when Lily goes into labor and Barney’s wearing the duck tie, and now CBS is going to force everyone to wait a few more weeks for the resolution?
I feel fairly vindicated when I say that CBS can go fuck itself.
Wait, is Martha Stewart actually going to be on the show?
Martha, I am disappoint.
Still not getting the whole “Kat Denning is hot” thing. She looks like one of my aunts in that picture.
This is the part where you post your aunt’s number.
Help -help what was the name ofthe song played as they tried on clothes in then episode.
something about wake up and touch the sky, and dance floor
please help
got it, nikki minaj starship…. whew
Just finished watching Castle. Fantastic end to the season IMO.