
Workaholics (Comedy Central, 10:30 p.m.) – You might have heard about this show returning, or at least seen the ads running on WG all day. But hey! They’re good ads for a good show (we didn’t have to sleep with anyone at CC to get their business), and you can talk to a “Workaholics” actor tonight. Erik Griffin, who plays Montez, will be participating in a live blog on Uproxx tonight at 6:30 p.m. EST. Be there and GET WEIRD.
Cougar Town (ABC, 8 p.m.) – One-hour season finale. The show’s final episode until it magically reappears, wine in hand, on TBS in January 2013.
The L.A. Complex (The CW, 9 p.m.) – Season finale. This is the show that got the “worst ratings ever,” with only “646,000 viewers and a 0.3 rating in the adult demo,” for its premiere back in April. Last Tuesday’s episode was watched by all of 450,000 viewers, good for a 0.2. Poor Jewel Staite.
16 and Pregnant (MTV, 10 p.m.) – Season finale. Every “16 and Pregnant” is named after the girl who gets pregnant in the episode. For instance, tonight’s is called “Kristina.” They never repeat names, though, so what would happen if a different pregnant 16-year-old named Kristina had an even better story than tonight’s Kristina? They’ve probably had to turn down at least 648 girls named Ashley, after using that name back in season two.
Air Force One (HBO, 10 p.m.) – Actually, watch this for the 30 minutes before “Workaholics” instead of wondering about the “16 and Pregnant” thing. GET OFF MY PLANE.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: D.J. Qualls on Ferguson; Michelle Obama on Stewart; and Charlize Theron on Colbert



Daily Show and Colbert Report returns as well.
And Michelle Obama is on the Daily Show. How do you miss that?
The slo-mo “Workaholics” ads with Bon Iver playing are fantastic.
Isn’t it traditional to do a liveblog with a star while the show is airing? Not four hours early?
1. I like the Warmingglow/Workaholics synergy. I wish all web ads would be so perfectly tailored to my interests, and the websites I like would get paid as a result.
2. Poor Jewel Staite indeed.
3. I knew a girl named Ashley who got pregnant as a teenager. I think she was 19, though.
When you say “knew her”…
Disappointingly, no. And she was a hot number, too – high school gymnast, scuba diver…but you know what happens to most girls like that once they got knocked up.
Isn’t Idaho the Jewel Staite?