
In news that will ruin your whole afternoon (or most of your week, depending on how delicate a flower you are), a former writer for “NYPD Blue” has been arrested after punching a dog in the face so hard that it died. Ted Shuttleworth, whose credits also include USA’s “Cover Me: Based on the True Life of an FBI Family,” allegedly became so enraged with his fluffy little four pound poodle named Lola that he decked her in her fluffy little head, causing a traumatic brain injury that led to her death.
Staff at the veterinarian’s office became suspicious after Shuttleworth brought the dog in, and reported the situation to the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, who performed the necropsy that determined the cause of death. A spokesman for the ASPCA described it by saying Lola “sustained a traumatic brain injury secondary to the application of blunt force to the right side of her head at the hands of the suspect, her owner,” which is a very professional way of saying a fully grown 51-year-old man punched his volleyball-sized dog with enough force to shut its brain off.
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Yo, fuck this guy.
Right in his stupid fucking face.
Damn you DG for that last sentence. Making me laugh at a horrible event
I reactively smacked my cat one time after it clawed me a bit too hard, and I could tell I hurt it. I never felt like such a worthless fucking human in my life. Not even after choking myself while watching hentai tentacle porn and eating a churro at the same time.
Churros are great.
Remember that cook on the Tudors who got paid to poison some bishops and got boiled to death? Maybe it’s a good idea for that to happen to this dog puncher.
oh noes someone killed a dog…cue white rage!! yea its a fucked up story, but its a dog….a dog
Yeah! Because four pound poodles can totally defend themselves and should just be punched to their asshole owner’s content. Jerk off.
You’re a tool…a tool.
again, its fucked up the guy did that, but im not gonna get pissed everytime a dog dies. for all the fucked up stuff people do to each other, pet violence doesnt really fill me with that much anger. and meh to online insluts
“Online insluts?” Now you’re speaking my language. Are they like Rollergirl on the Internet?
Is this the part where we all point out we’d run across an 8-lane highway to save a dog but wouldn’t move a knife out of the way if st8CHILL were going to fall on it?
No? Sorry… I’ll post that later after I go wash my brain out at cuteoverload.
Trolling a TV/Corgi blog is one thing, but I will not sit idly by while someone says “Meh” to online insluts. Your indifference is disgusting and appalling, sir
wasnt trying to troll, but thanks for taking it easy on me for my lack of dog love. kinda expected a lot worse from u guys, cheers. and smfh at my spelling fail, didnt get it til the 3rd comment down.
I’d like to see him punch a 90 lb pit bull in the head.
a fully grown 51-year-old man punched his volleyball-sized dog with enough force to shut its brain off.
This explains why the admission forms at the vet said the dog’s name was Spike.
Too bad this isn’t FilmDrunk because that, my friend is CotW material in my book. Brutally funny, in every sense of the word.
Fuck anyone who abuses any animal. I hate cats, but when I see a mistreated cat it still infuriates me. Whether you like dogs or not isn’t the point. Pets are helpless and depend on their owners to protect them. They shouldn’t fear them.
Man, what an asshole.
not cool. guy deserves the cock meat sandwich