Ashley Tisdale — who most of you probably know best as … er … as the one who is not Blake Lively or Julianne Hough or the one who got naked and used to date Zac Efron — will be in the next season of “Sons of Anarchy.” She’ll play a prostitute, according to THR:
She’ll play Emma Jean, a desirable, high-priced escort who complicates the club’s life as part of a two-episode arc on the drama’s upcoming fifth season. Her episodes will be featured early in the season.
After five minutes of research, I’ve learned that Ashley Tisdale does not smoke, she is clean and sober, she had a nose job for “health reasons,” she has a Bravo reality show coming out soon, and that her boyfriend, Scott Speer, bought her a puppy for her birthday. According to her Twitter account, she also likes to use exclamation points, rarely capitalizes, and enjoys taking pictures of herself with Instagram. All of which is to say, when she tweeted that “Sons of Anarchy” is her favorite show, what she probably meant to Tweet was, “i’ve never seen ‘sons of anarchy’ in my life, but when i first saw the scary guy who plays bobby i peed myself a little!!!! #TizziesLoveAshley 
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Those guys are going to eat her for lunch. The transition from High School Musical to SAMCRO is too much. They’re going to break her. After two weeks on set, she’ll have creases her face, smoke two packs a day, and drink whiskey straight from the bottle. And you know what? She’ll be a better woman for it.
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She also enjoys sexual humiliation and TurboTax.
Meh. Needs more Henry Rollins.
I’ve got $50 that says Katey Segal punches her face back to its original nose setting within a month.
Is there anyone alive who’s guillable enough to believe that a starlet had a nose job for “health reasons?”
Maybe packing it with gauze for two weeks was the only way to get her to stop snorting cocaine?
Well, maybe she just wants to be able to hit the high-notes, like Michael Jackson. Or help her breathe better, like Jon Niese.
For real, no girls believe me when I tell them I need blow jobs for ‘health reasons’.
Her dramatic turn on The Suite Life of Zack and Cody was trumped only by her raw visceral physicality on Hellcats. Perhaps one of America;s most promising up and coming young Thesbians. One to watch.
Can’t lie. Hellcats was a total guilty pleasure. And don’t forget her role in Easy A.
Wait, she was naked? On the internet? This is something that I usually don’t forget.
Did she have those duck lips done for “health reason” or, are those natural?
You mean to say… Did they put the surgery on her bill.
(Wooo! Look at that one go over the fence!)
I don’t understand how she will fit into the current dynamic of GRRRR!! VROOOM! GRRR.
Ok, I am sad to admit that I know all of these facts, but.
1. It was Vanessa Hudgens who dated Zac and leaked naked pics.
B. She wasn’t in Easy A, that was the other chick from hellcats.