Bro. BROS. BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS. Sup?
Can you bros and ladybros even believe it’s been a whole year since we last saw our favorite beer-crushing, slut-boning, sometimes-doing-the-right-thing-because-morals-are-important-as-long-as-they-include-hot-tubs-and-stuff law bros “Franklin & Bash” aka “Bro-ston Legal” aka “Columbros”? A lot has happened since then like for example first of all “Entourage” ended (R.I.P. [pours our Bud Light Lime-a-Rita]) which was sad because those dudes knew how to party especially Turtle because he was always all “Whatever I have a chinstrap and I’m gonna smoke weed and if you don’t like it you can talk to my boy Vince” and then Vince was like “LOL AT LIFE IN GENERAL BECAUSE THINGS ARE GREAT” which is classic Vince! Also since the end of last season I got put on academic probation because my Creative Writing professor is a TOTAL BITCH and gave me a D on my short story “Vice President Boners McGee Saves the Day” which is bullsh-t because IT WAS A COMMENTARY ON OUR TIME. AND IT HAD A PICTURE OF BECKY DAWSON FROM ΑΕΦ IN A BIKINI ON THE COVER. I’m talking to my boy Sanders about getting her fired. His dad’s on the board.
But anyway what’s important is that FRANKS & BOOSH ARE BACK and they had cases about a hot lady cop and beer and the episode started with Franklin getting stuck in a water chamber in court and oh yeah the bros are up for partner now after only one year because the legal profession is doing very well so everybody can just throw money around. LET’S DO THIS.
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Yes.
Hey, my real name is Boners McGee and you are violating my copywrite. BACK OFF! Change the name to Hardon McChesney.
The only thing I would give a D+ in this episode is Kevin Nealon’s hair(piece?)
I love this so much. SUMMER OF F&B, BITCHES.
Thank God these recaps are back.
I have never seen the show, but have never missed a DG recap.
Ditto. I’m afraid watching the show would ruin these for me.
the recaps just make the episode better I swear
With you, Otto. It’s much better here and as that piece of shit I’d never watch.
Killface does NOT approve of this use of “Boosh”.
This is exactly what I needed right now. Bro it feels like Game of Thrones is back already.
Game of Th-BRO-nes.
You know what’s up Squish. HIGH FIVE!
GET AT ME, BRO!
I WILL TAKE WHAT IS MINE WITH FIRE AND BROS!
The Blink 182 line is a goddamned godsend.
I swear to God, this actually makes me want to watch this show.
This summer I’m gonna get tons o’ Jager and broathon through all of it.
Bro…BRO. Jager and sluts all summer, FRANKS AND BRIZZLE on the tube…ITS BRONER-TASTIC.
YOU MEAN TITS BRONER-TASTIC BRO!
TOTAL BRO-NAGE!
Pic 2: “Po-lice? Check out that look in her eyes. More like Puh-leeze give it to me, bro!”
YOU JOIN THIS BRO-JO, YOU NEED TO KNOW A LITTLE HAND 2 HAND! [takes fighting stance, raises hand for high five]
Yes to all of this.
Im starting a new online viewing experince…BROFLIX. Nothing but “Franklin and Bash” and “Ski Patrol” 24/7, BROSEPHS.
and Entourage and MANswers
And old lacrosse games.
Oh man I hope they adapt the book faithfully next season. SPOILER They leave the firm to become famous congressmen that get their face on money. They’ll be called FRANKING PRIVILEGE AND CASH!
You really need an editor, but the Entourage jokes are always welcome
Way to totally miss the point, bro. Bows and toes until Blackout Chad tells you to take him over to the Zeta house, pledge.
Yeah, they should take some of those billions of dollars they’re making and hire more staff.
EASY DZs, bro!
Yo nobody worry, I fixed the two typos.
More like type-BROS.
Whoa Bro. Just take it easy,
Good job, good effort, DG.
I missed this. Thank you. Summer has officially started
I will never watch this, but I will read the shit outta these recaps.
P.S.- What’s the difference between “bro” and “brah”? Geography? Lacrosse?
“Crushing tail” versus “chasing tail”.
Tried a Bud Light Lime-a-Rita and was pleasantly surprised.
/ducks
Bro, bro BRO! I totes checked out that AV link, ’cause I got your back, yo, and I skimmed all that shit and stuf that they go WAY wrong, and then a saw a link about a stripper down on the bottom, and I was like TATAs!, but after I checked it out (lame, about a little bro who got all his cabbage swiped by a peeler) and went back and those AV dweebs got the hookup from TNT and TOTALLY SCORED FOUR EPISODES on the downlow. What’s up with that bro? you should totes krav maga TNT’s face after you take care of AV!
Awesome recap! You really crystalize the essence of this show.
BTW, can anyone explain WTF the Terrania had to do with getting the judge to rule in the bros’ favor in the opening scene?
And Hot Lady Cop was totes hot!
Oh bro, you missed that shit? That judge dude was totally laying pipe to some hottie out in the tub at that resort, and Bash, never missing an opportunity to scope out some pervage must have seen it and totally called him on it.
It was a jackass move but he was all like “this is the only time this is coming up bro, this is my one use” and the judge caved on it, but what happens in Terrania should be staying in Terrania.
Nice! Thanks bro!
Whoa, bro, hey bro! Wait up, hold up, back up one momento! Kevin Nealon was in this thing? Shit, I love that dude, bro. Now I feel twice as bad about missing this. And that’s pretty fucking bad bro to be honest. Shit’s totes brutes. That means brutal, bro. I decided I’m gonna start saying that.
BTW I think I read somewhere that some dude died, like, yesterday, from training in Krav Maga, so I think you talking about it there might’ve been too soon or something, bro. But AV Crabs or whatever can eat a dick, for real.
I can’t describe enough how happy these make me. You are the BROest of BROs DG