Bro. BROS. BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS. Sup?
Can you bros and ladybros even believe it’s been a whole year since we last saw our favorite beer-crushing, slut-boning, sometimes-doing-the-right-thing-because-morals-are-important-as-long-as-they-include-hot-tubs-and-stuff law bros “Franklin & Bash” aka “Bro-ston Legal” aka “Columbros”? A lot has happened since then like for example first of all “Entourage” ended (R.I.P. [pours our Bud Light Lime-a-Rita]) which was sad because those dudes knew how to party especially Turtle because he was always all “Whatever I have a chinstrap and I’m gonna smoke weed and if you don’t like it you can talk to my boy Vince” and then Vince was like “LOL AT LIFE IN GENERAL BECAUSE THINGS ARE GREAT” which is classic Vince! Also since the end of last season I got put on academic probation because my Creative Writing professor is a TOTAL BITCH and gave me a D on my short story “Vice President Boners McGee Saves the Day” which is bullsh-t because IT WAS A COMMENTARY ON OUR TIME. AND IT HAD A PICTURE OF BECKY DAWSON FROM ΑΕΦ IN A BIKINI ON THE COVER. I’m talking to my boy Sanders about getting her fired. His dad’s on the board.
But anyway what’s important is that FRANKS & BOOSH ARE BACK and they had cases about a hot lady cop and beer and the episode started with Franklin getting stuck in a water chamber in court and oh yeah the bros are up for partner now after only one year because the legal profession is doing very well so everybody can just throw money around. LET’S DO THIS.