CASE #2: Serious Beersness
This is a serious case about beer and corporate law which is why I made that joke in the title because it’s like “Serious business” but it’s about beer so that’s why I said Serious Beersness which is MAJOR LOLS and also the name of my Uncle Chet’s yacht.
Anyway this part was confusing because I was like “GREAT THIS IS A CASE ABOUT BEER SO EVERYONE WILL GET HAMMERED AND LEARN LIFE LESSONS” but they never showed anyone getting hammered and it ended sad so I don’t think I liked it. There was one sick joke where they were like “Hey this beer tastes good” and this lady was all “Our yeast gives it great head” which is CLASSIC because “head” means beer foam but it also means BLOWIES SON, and there was also a part where rich business bro took them to a concert by helicopter and they woke up the next morning with makeup on and a bird in their house and Bash had an ice dancer’s phone number on his back which means he was TOTES CRUSHING OLYMPIC TAIL ON THE CLOCK HIGH FIVE.
So what happened here is that it was sad because the bros were representing the big business dude and had to screw the small business lady (screw like bad, not screw like bone) and old partner guy was like “This is what being a partner is about sometimes” and Franklin was all “Sh-t BLOWS, holmes” but they did it anyway because it was going to happen no matter what so they figured it would be better to have it come from them instead of Dick Lawyer. It’s like that time when Blink 182 said “I guess this is growing up” and oh so anyway big business guy was happy and wanted to take them to Vail but they were all “We don’t think we wanna work with you anymore” so business guy goes “How bout I drop the lawsuit against small business lady will you go to Vail with me then?” and the bros are all “Totes” so he’s like “DONE” so the POWER OF PARTYING PREVAILS AGAIN AS IT USUALLY DOES.
I want more like this!
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