OTHER SH-T AND STUFF
- The bros end up making partner which is GREAT NEWS but it turns out they only made it because Fancy from “The Jamie Foxx Show” voted for them because the partnership agreement contains a morality clause and if they violate it they can be KICKED OUT OF THE FIRM so CONTROVERSY IS AFOOT which is weird because she kind of liked them last season but now she’s teaming up with Dick Lawyer to be dicks. Hey speaking of Dick Lawyer at one point he was like “I’m off to vote on your partnership and I’m going to vote no because I hate you” and Franklin and Bash were like “Vote with your heart, it’s under your nutsack” which is LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL because they said nutsack but it is not biologically accurate.
- Pindar and Sexy P.I. lady didn’t have much to do this week but now they’re hired full-time because Franklin and Bash are partners so they have health insurance and benefits so Pindar can get his weird-ass phobias treated even though it turns out they all stemmed from some chick he liked in college or something which is dumb since he could have just taken her to a toga party and fingered her in the bathroom like my bro Asian Drew did the one time.
- The AV Club gave this episode a D+. A D+?! I WILL GIVE YOUR F-CKING FACE A D+, AV CLUB. I TOOK A KRAV MAGA CLASS ONCE. DO NOT TEST ME.
- I guess you’re probably wondering so I’ll tell you. “Vice President Boners McGee” was about a vice president named Boners McGee whose wife Sandy was elected president because she is a very influential and powerful woman who graduated from Harvard and is a lawyer and a doctor and a CEO and also she has cans like BA-DOW. The country is in peril because supervillain Rufus T. Violence has acquired a bomb and is going to blow up all the Hooters in America so Boners McGee goes undercover as a line cook at the Hooters in Daytona Beach and long story short he saves the day and judges like five bikini contests in the process. I mailed it to some of my bros who go to USC and told them to give it to some Hollywood bigwigs because it would make a great movie starring C-Tates as Vice President Boners McGee and maybe Katy Perry as the president.
I want more like this!
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