‘Franklin & Bash’ Recap: Introducing Fake-lin & Bash

Bros. BROS.

I have good news and bad news and the bad news is this the second episode in a row that didn’t have lots of parties and girls in bikinis and outlandish courtroom antics which is A TROUBLESOME TREND but the good news is that there were cases about a dog and a dude who robbed a pizzeria with a gun made of cheese which is kinda LOLs I guess but if someone doesn’t get butt naked in a hot tub soon I am going to be PISSED. Oh and there is one more piece of bad news that is very serious and I need to whisper it to you so come closer so I can say it in secrecy. No, closer. Closer. OK, are you ready? The big secret bad news is that this episo- [knees you in the groin]. BOOM. IN THE BALLS, SON. Hey Asian Dave, did you see that? Yeah, I kneed him in the balls! UP TOP, BROSEPH.

Anyway in addition to cases about dogs and cheese guns this episode also featured the bros struggling with their new roles as big fancy partners who represent rich people instead of the little guy which is tough because representing the little guy is good for the soul and also sometimes the little guy is actually two hot strippers but on the other hand representing rich people is good because then you can GET PAID BRO and can just use the money to have strippers come to your house. A real dilemma, indeed.

Oh and hey speaking of little guys Seth Green is in this episode.