CASE #1 – Some Lady Stole a Dog or Whatever
This case was about Wise Old Bro Partner Bro’s ex-wife who is Cybill Shepherd who I think was on “Golden Girls” or something and she has this dog and some younger lady named Blonde Dog Lady says she stole it. The bros get tricked into taking the case by Dick Lawyer and then they are all “Oh brother we totes got hosed” especially when it turns out that Cybill Shepherd kinda did steal the dog because she didn’t like how Blonde Dog Lady was treating it and that became clear as witnesses were called oh and also Seth Green and some other bro were Blonde Dog Lady’s lawyers and they were like a fake version of Franklin and Bash and at one point they out-shenaniganned the bros by trying to call the dog as a witness and then the judge was all “YOU CAN’T CALL A DOG AS A WITNESS GEEZ THIS IS A COURT” so they were like “OK whoops it looks like we accidentally put the dog down and it ran to Blonde Dog Lady instead of the Golden Girls lady so I guess we just win now” and the judge was all “NO YOU DON’T I REPEAT THIS IS A COURT” but the damage was done.
So anyway Franklin and Bash have to keep the dog in their house because of something and the dog gets sick because they feed it pigs in a blanket and then Sexy PI lady tracks down one of Blonde Dog Lady’s old boyfriends and GUESS WHAT it turns out SHE stole the dog FROM HIM and also he is Rick Fox from basketball. He gets up on the stand and goes “Yup she stole the dog from me and also some of my shirts because she’s crazy” and Blonde Dog Lady goes “FINE TAKE YOUR SHIRT BACK BECAUSE I AM GOING TO RIP IT OFF IN COURT” but she was wearing a tank-top underneath so it wasn’t as sexy as you would think but anyway THE BROS WIN but their client still can’t keep the dog.
Then at the end Wise Old Bro goes to Cybill Shepherd’s house to bring her a new dog and also to bone but then she answers the door with the old dog and everyone’s all “Huh?” but then Rick Fox from basketball comes down the stairs in a robe which means HE boned Cybill Shepherd instead which is improbable and sad for the old dude.