Case #2 – The Cheese Gun Conspiracy
So this was a case about a guy who makes cheese and he robbed a pizzeria with a gun made of cheese and at first Franklin and Bash were gonna defend him but then they traded with Dick Lawyer so now it’s all up to him and Middle Eastern Bro. A lot happened and a bunch of people ate cheese in the process but basically the gist of it is that the CheeseBro got tricked into robbing the place by one of the owner’s business partners because they wanted to catch the robbery on tape and make it go VIRAL ON THE INTERNET to increase business because PEOPLE LOVE FREQUENTING RESTAURANTS THAT GET ROBBED AT CHEESEPOINT. So anyway he’s still guilty but only a little guilty and at the end the owner of the pizza shop threatens to jam some cheese up his butt which is pretty much maximum LOLs as far as threats of dairy-related violence go.
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