‘Franklin & Bash’ Recap: Introducing Fake-lin & Bash

OTHER SH-T AND STUFF

- There was lots of gross old people sex stuff going on in this episode which is not cool because it was funny when Bash’s mom was doing it last time but this is getting ridiculous and I really don’t want to think about Wise Old Bro Partner Bro finding the “K-Spot” in some old lady’s vag especially if it happens in an episode where no hot chicks wear negligee to court or whatever. Sh-t’s gross, son. Chill.

- Hot Cop wasn’t in this episode and they didn’t even mention her which was weird because she and Bash were getting pretty serious in the last episode and she showed up at his house with no underwear on because Bash’s mom told her to which was WEIRD but also SEXY but mostly weird. And at the beginning of the episode when they met Blonde Dog Lady Bash was all “Nice to meet you Mrs. Blonde Dog Lady” and she was like “It’s Ms. Blonde Dog Lady because I am single” and then Bash was all “For now” which leads me to believe he is STILL ON THE PROWL.

- Franklin and Bash were gonna buy motorcycles from some hot chick but then they didn’t.

- I guess Middle Eastern Bro is fixed now because as recently as two weeks ago he couldn’t go outside without puking his guts out but now he’s strolling into court in a sweater vest all confident and sh-t as long as he uses a handkerchief to touch the door so I guess the moral of the story is that MODERN PSYCHIATRY WORKS and SCIENTOLOGY CAN SUCK A DEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

- The best thing ever happened last night because I was minding my own business and getting ready to watch the show and I went on Twitter and GUESS WHAT:

BROS. WHAT. BROS. WHAT?! RETWEETED BY THE OFFICIAL FRANKLIN & BASH TWITTER ACCOUNT? HOLY SH-T. BROS. WHAT. We are definitely throwing a party to celebrate. Three … no five … no TEN KEGS and jello shots and an ice luge and a kiddie pool full of jungle juice. Invite everyone you know. No dudes, though. Seriously.

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