‘Franklin & Bash’ Recap: Sh-t Was Weak, Bro

Bros. BROS. I am NOT happy.

Last night’s episode of “Franklin & Bash” aka “Bros at Law” aka “LET’S ALL DO JAGERBOMBS AND HOPE THINGS WORK OUT” was weird because it started out with everybody partying and the cases were about Bash’s hot mom and a bro in a superhero costume so I was like “ANOTHER CLASSIC EPISODE, INDEED” but instead of an epic tale about hot moms boning superheroes and everyone doing body shots it was mostly about a sad dude who faked being awesome and real estate laws involving cows or something. Sh-t was weak, son. MAD WEAK. I mean, they didn’t even cash in on maximum LOL opportunities like for example when somebody said “Your client is a wackjob” and they go “Yeah well wackjobs need lawyers, too” and not a single person pointed out that a wackjob could also mean a handjob and so they would be saying “Handjobs need lawyers” which would be hilarious because a handjob isn’t even a person and also because of sex. IT WAS STARING YOU RIGHT IN THE FACE, BROS.

Long story short, after opening the season with a DOPE AS HELL episode about hot cops and beer with COURTROOM SHENANIGANS and NEFARIOUS SCHEMING, this episode was a bummer and featured hardly any hijinks and/or hot chicks in bathing suits and was actually mostly about people with weird psychological issues which is very much not LOLs.