CASE #2 – Bash’s Hot Mom Did Something
The second case wasn’t really a case because it was just about Bash’s mom selling her house and then getting sad about it and wanting it back so Dick Lawyer was like “I am an expert at real estate so I will help you” and she was all “OK deal and also I am a cougar like I was in Wedding Crashers so I’m going to say and do sexy things in the process even though I am old.” So Bash’s mom comes around a lot and whatever and I guess it was important but to be honest I didn’t pay attention that much because the episode was lame so I started working my lats but I guess she got to keep the house due to cow crossing or something.
You know who has a hot mom? My boy Steez. She and his dad got a divorce a few years ago and so she’s been going to the gym and she got a boob job and now she’s all BA-DOW. One day she came over to drop off some brownies and she was wearing yoga pants and giant-ass sunglasses and I was like “You must be Steez’s sister” even though I knew it was his mom because that is a flattering thing to say to old chicks and then she took off her sunglasses and looked at me and said “Well aren’t you sweet” and BROS I think she wants it. Not even joking, bros. I haven’t decided how to play this yet because I know it’s bros before hoes but I also know Steez would get mad if I called his mom a ho so maybe that doesn’t apply here. I have much to ponder bros but I’m probably just gonna nail her because that would be EPIC.
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Bro, you BETTER bang Steez’ mom or we’ll ice you!
Dude, you’re out. Bros never use the word nefarious.
Not to mention correct use of the word “wont”.
DG needs his own show airing immediately after new episodes of F&B to provide an instant recap like Talking Dead on AMC. Only instead of…whatever happens on that show, DG could interview other real-life Lawyer Bros, talk about hot chicks, talk TO hot chicks, show everyone that facebook album with all the pics of the hot chicks from Alpha Chi on spring break in Panama City last year and it would be EPIC, bros. Me, Dago Anthony, Fitzy, and Black Anthony would watch for sure.
And don’t forget about Tangle and Dangle (how perfect is it that those two jokers were roommates as freshmen?) and Felcher Jr. and Slutz and Troy and Vodka Todd.
wtf does “are wont to do” mean, bro? Did you forget what you were typing or something, cause I do that sometimes and it blows, and my teachers are all like what does this mean, check your grammar, and I’m like lol what does Frasier have to do with this? Anyway, you should totally bang Steez’s mom, cause like you said she’s not a ho, and also MILFs bro, they know things!
I knew a bro in college who banged his other bros aunt at their graduation party. He went back to her hotel room and totes banged it out all night and didn’t make it back tot he pad until like 2 pm the next day.
Can we give Dick Lawyer some props for nailing Bash’s hot mom? Way to get the MILF action bro!
Bash’s hot mom did kegel exercises in Dick Lawyer’s office. Then she made Dick Lawyer do them too. You missed out, bro.
I dont watch this show and i never will, but i hope it stays on a long time because i love reading the BRO recaps.
Also, I’d totally bang Jane Seymour even tho she’s like 70.
“Ladybros”? That sounds like Bashover Part II.