I don’t know why these haven’t been installed in every school, office, and rest stop in America already, but soon Let’s Pizza will be rolling out the very same pizza vending machines that are already popular in Europe. I’m not talking about a frozen pizza you buy and stick in a microwave, either. I mean, a vending machine that makes pizza from scratch, cooks it, and packages it all in under three minutes. For $6, you can get a 10.5 inch, 675 calorie margherita, pepperoni, ham or bacon pizza. You can even pay extra for a pizza cutter.
The best part? The demonstration ad, in which a beautiful Italian woman tells you how it’s done. She also takes pains to remind you that this pizza is never touched by dirty human hands. A heart attack has never been easier!
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I don’t think she is really Italian. Not enough hair on her arms.
Man, we’re just getting closer and closer to that Bradbury story with the abandoned automated house.
Also, I want a pizza.
There Will Come Soft Pizzas.
When did Pizza become a verb?
(Roll over, baby, I’mma pizza you good.)
Where do I invest?
If I know anything about Americans, it’s that they’ll gladly wait 2 minutes for the chance to get fatter.
Nothing about that commercial was American. What the hell are bank notes?
Way to report on a story that like two weeks old. Your website is always on the cutting edge of what is trendy.
This looks amazing, I didn’t know of such a thing. We can all rest assured too that any pizza from this machine will still probably be so much better than a frozen Totino’s.
And I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s really Americanized with extra butter and bottles of ranch.
So they believe that drunk people in need of instant pizza aren’t going to trash these things?
Oh Let’s Pizza, you had me at “human free environment”.
The only realistic response:
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At first I was irritated I couldn’t find the English language version, but there is something about foreign Homer’s voice that cracks me up.