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Generally I frown on ‘slipperly slope’ rationalizations but I think Disney is in the right here. Sure, today its some dipshit girl dressed as tinkerbell but tomorrow it could be some van-driving skeeveball in a Mickey costume letting kids sit on his lap.
Well, even without the slippery slope thing. The girl is a teenager….she was there with her boyfriend. Having Tinkerbell kissing Peter Pan, even if they weren’t tongue-slapping each other’s tonsils, isn’t something Disney would want. And c’mon…they’re teens, they were kissing. That’s a guarantee. Even if they weren’t being overtly sexual with it in public, which I’ll give them the benefit of the doubt on that. Disney is VERY protective of their IPs, militantly and overly so in some situations, but yeah, I agree Disney is completely in the right on this one. I’ve seen so many comments on the YT vid page saying “No one would think she is the real one.” and I have to say, Really? Kids are universally stupid. That’s one of their primary defining characteristics! Of COURSE some kids are going to mistake her for the actual “actress” playing the character. And Disney works very hard to make sure that NONE of their actors and actresses EVER are shown in a bad light. They can’t even go into the public bathrooms, they have to go into the special “backstage” areas to piss.
Has this girl never heard of blowjobs?
I mean seriously.
@DigitalWonderbread He was dressed as Peter Pan. Safe bet that blowjobs aren’t what he wanted. From her at least.
“Kids are universally stupid.” This made me giggle. Also, kids in NYC think that’s actually Elmo standing in Times Square despite the dirty, mangy fur. So, Derek speaks truth. Kids are stupid.
Maybe it’s just because I’m a jerk New Yorker, a Britta if you will, but I hate those creepy, smelly “muppets” in Times Square so much. I will NOT use a capital “M” for you, Rapist Elmo.
sup, Tink
Oh, honey, no. You are way too old to be crying about this.
She’s way to old to be visiting Disney World dressed up like Tinkerbell, or even just visiting Disney World period.
I would like Tinkerbell’s dark haired sister’s phone number please, Disney.
The real issue here is that Disney dresses Tinkerbell like a slut.
More like Tonkabell, gnome sayin’.
Timeline of wrongs done to teenagers over the years:
1902: “Aww man, just worked an 18 hour day and was only paid 3 cents.
1916: “Aww man, have to go to bootcamp so I can learn how to die in France.”
1935: “Aww man, haven’t eaten for 3 days and we’re homeless.”
1942: “Aww man, have to go to bootcamp so I can learn how to die in France.”
2012: “Aww man, got kicked out of Disney for being a dumb bitch.”
First World Problems
2027: “Aww man, the SEX-O-TRON 4000 isn’t working today.”
The future’s gonna be great.
Come on, Billy, let’s go get robo-fucked.
lmao to all of this
I thought it was a known thing that you can’t be an adult visitor in costumes. This wouldn’t have become such a big issue if some moron at the other park didn’t admit them the first time. And really, her dream was RUINED? Dream bigger.
That clip of Tinkerbell they kept showing was from a porn parody, right? It has to be.
Damn yall rough on a 15 yr old girl lol.
I like it when cosplayers combine two incongruous characters, like Tinkerbell and She-Hulk.