
How to Produce a Great Comedy Segment in Three Easy Steps:
- Film a week of shows on location in Chicago.
- Send Jack McBrayer from “30 Rock” and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog to Wiener’s Circle, a Windy City hot dog stand famous for the way its employees rudely berate customers.
- Press record and then edit it all together and stuff.
TV is easy.



I’m sure everyone who’s lived in Chicago as their own weiner circle story, but I’ll never forget my first experience. I went with a friend who had moved out there ahead of me, I thought it was just a random pre-going out meal type of place.
So we go in, it’s relatively quiet. He orders, “I’ll have a cheddar-char dog, and small coke, and um….. go fuck yourself.”
My jaw dropped, and then the place just exploded as they just teed off on him, “nick carter lookin mother fucker” was definitely said. Anyway, this bit is hilarious but it’s too bad that the place has become so well known that people can’t bring their out of town friends there and surprise them with the ‘friendly banter’ that takes place.
Fantastic. That guy in the blue polo looked he wanted to fight somebody after he was fake puked on, pretty sure he deserved getting fake puked on.
looked like (nice typing asshole)
A TYPING ASSHOLE?????? THAT’S AMAZING!
I can play the harpsichord with my my dick, but I can’t beat a typing asshole.
Typing assholes. The blogosphere’s only natural resource.
The problem is after all those hours at the keyboard there are still typos.
Oh man… gotta wipe the tears from my eyes. Pure awesome.
“nothing gets past you, especially carbohydrates”
so good.
Damn, that sign my titty bitch need to get her blue hair ass on the Queen of Jordan show.
8 minutes of fantastic TV
Oh no you di’int go to high school!
i don’t laugh that hard much. fan-fucking-tastic. jack mcbrayer rules
Saw this late last night. Probably the funniest thing I’ll see all week. But why no mention of Nick Offerman? His deadpan excitement was hilarious.
You kiss your pimp with that mouth was GOLD!