Wilfred (FX, 10:30 p.m.) – FX is “sneak previewing” “Wilfred” tonight, even though next week is its official season premiere. I dunno, either. But I do know you should read our interview with noted-corgi lover Fiona Gubelmann, and then watch the kind-of season two “Wilfred” premiere, featuring guest star Robin Williams.
Justin Bieber: All Around the World (NBC, 8 p.m.) – AHHHHHHHH, is the sound I would make while jumping out the window if I watched three seconds of this special.
Burn Notice/Suits (USA, 9/10 p.m.) – I imagine people say, “No, YOU listen” a lot in these shows.
NBA Finals (ABC, 9 p.m.) – Did you know George Harrison played guitar on the original “Basketball Jones,” sung by Cheech and Chong? Man, that song is great. Yes, yours too, Barry White and Chris Rock. Anyway, With Leather, live discussion, 9 p.m. Earn that amusing badge.
Snooki & JWoww (MTV, 10 p.m.) – Series premiere. Instead of wasting your precious, too-short life on this show (checking out this painting in their apartment, featuring an absurdly thin Snooki looking like Eva Longoria with a sunken face, is enough), watch Peter King’s TV “acting” debut on “Necessary Roughness” instead. MAYBE. But, no, really, do it.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Justin Bieber and Michael Ian Black on Letterman; Katy Perry on Leno; Anderson Cooper on Kimmel; Jeff Daniels on Ferguson; Courtney Cox on Fallon; Jordana Brewster and the Avett Brothers on Conan; Bassem Youssef on Stewart; and Lawrence Krauss on Colbert.
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So, this past weekend, I was super hungover all of Sunday, so I ended up watching a good chunk of the fifth season of ‘Burn Notice’. This show could be fantastic, but it just isn’t. They have a fantastic cast that is criminally under used by making the show a procedural. If they focused more on the ‘who burned him and how does he remedy it’, they could turn the show into a Miami/CIA based version of ‘Justified’ (also, it may have been the leftover alcohol in my system plus suddenly, Wynn Duffy that led to this idea on my part). I dunno. I’m rambling and the office a/c isn’t working properly.
I used to think the best definition of insanity was doing the same thing time and time again and expecting things to change. Now, the definition of insanity is expecting Burn Notice to suddenly get better in the 6th season.
But I agree, it could be better. It just won’t be.
Did Harrison also play on Astronaut Jones? I love that theme song.
Rocket! I’m takin’ a rocket!…
Katy Perry on Leno sounds like one of the worst things in the history of ever.
“pattyboots” you are the “chris in syracuse” of warming glow
I saw some of the Beiber show yesterday. He left the stage and some young girl came on stage and started singing a song I didn’t recognize (not hard to do). It was that song “call me maybe”. I have been trying to avoid that song since it’s all over the interwebs. It is now the song of my people. I love it.
“It’s not your fault. It’s not your fault. It’s not your fault. It’s not your fault. It’s not your fault.”
“That’s from Good Will Hunting! Holy shit, you’re Robin Williams!”
“Where’s the goddamned sedative???!”