This is important. 2 Broke Girls star Kat Dennings appeared at a Television Critics Association party this weekend in a tight, cleavage-heaving blue dress, leading many, many, many websites to wonder whether she’s the new Christina Hendricks, of Mad Men fame. This is preposterous. The only Christina Hendricks is Christina Hendricks, to say nothing of the fact that her show doesn’t make me want to pull my hair out. (Via)
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Also, unlike the much classier Christina Hendricks, there are already real leaked nude photos of Kat Dennings floating out there from last year.
Not that I’m complaining.
There are Hendricks ‘leaks’ too. They came out around the same time Olivia Munn had her ‘leak’. I know this because: Masturbation.
But Kat’s also not married to one of the douches from Broken Lizard.
Neither is Christina she just married the bigger douche who was a glorified extra in one of their movies.
There’s only one way to settle this! *fills up kiddie pool with baby oil. Extends wrestling invite to Dennings and Hendricks. Waits patiently.*
Also, Kat Dennings isn’t fat from the ribs down like Hendricks. Thick? Sure. Hendricks without a girdle is fat. Yeah, I said it.
And you are right!
You say that like you wouldn’t still play hide the cannoli with her.
Since I’m an ass man, I have no idea what the problem is with this.
But I’ve been with women who looked like Wolfman Rob with less facial hair and bigger boobs. Point is Christina Hendricks is probably a passionate, passionate lover. So bring on fattie.
Unlike Christina Hendricks, there’s no debate that Kat Dennings’ girls are real.
*cue in girl from taco commercial*
“Why can’t we have both?”