/watches new Here Comes Honey Boo Boo promo
//takes a deep breath
NO.
NO. NO.
NO NO NO.
NO NO NO NO.
NO NO NO NO NO.
NO NO NO NO NO NO, repeat until forever.
/exhales
/dies
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Can we get this switched over to the Discovery Channel and feed them to a school of sharks?
I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
Doesn’t this fall under the Anti-Retard Exploitation Act of 1973?
That whole family should be floating in jars in some abandoned fairground
“Hosting the 2019 Gathering of the Juggalos…”
Can I quit? Just…quit the human race?
That’s it internet! I’ve had enough of you for one day! I’m out! (Gets in line for The Dark Night Rises.)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
/I don’t even want to know how much these hill billies are going to make from this show.
Theyre getting paid in Mountain Dew and McRibs.
A sadly missed opportunity to use the “I’m dead now” tag.
Fuck.
I’m watching the shit out of this. You better redneckognize!
insert “nuke it from orbit” meme here.
Before these shows, dentists had the highest suicide rate. Now it’s “TLC Cameraman”
Those people are kinda fat, you guys.
I’m glad the family from “The Hills Have Eyes” found work.
So…many…chins!!!
Shouldn’t it be rebranded TLDC by now?
+1
“Honey Boo Boo’s big, yeah yeah yeah. She’s not small, no no no.”
Wait, they made a People of Wal Mart show?
in 10 years we’ll be hearing that Honey Boo Boo Child we’ll be staring in his first XXX film
I’ve been wondering something and I guess here is as good a place as any to ask…..
At what age does it become sort of ok to hope someone gets cancer?
Wasn’t “Honey Boo Boo Child” the Hendrix song that caused him to OD?
So, let’s up the Mayans were right, amirite?
Say what you will, this is far more entertaining than watching Olympic women’s basketball.
The husband only puts up with that behavior because the mom is so damned hot.
i would sooner throw bleach in my eyes than watch this…..without fapping the entire time
Its like a house full of Cartmans.