As the political season heats up, the presidential election is going to be all but unavoidable, even in your little televisual safe spaces. Hell, even ESPN has agreed to air more political advertising during its NFL games this year, and if you’re like me, primetime NFL games are the only time you ever see commercials.
You’re so screwed.
Fortunately, it’s not all bad when Hollywood personalities get involved in the election. Oh, sure: No one wants to see Sean Penn wipe his smug all over your eyes, or even watch Matt Damon go butthurt apoplectic. But, when political advertising ALSO involves lesbian sex, well, we ALL win. Per Adweek:
Sarah Silverman’s latest piece of political theater/activism finds her offering to engage in sex play with mega-rich casino kingpin and rabid right-winger Sheldon Adelson if he agrees to donate $100 million to Barack Obama’s reelection bid, instead of using it to back Mitt Romney. Silverman stars in a NSFW clip produced by Barnacle Studios on behalf of the Jewish Council for Education and Research, the PAC behind her wildly popular pro-Obama “The Great Schlep” video from 2008, done by Droga5 (which won a Titanium Lion in Cannes in 2009).
Indeed, in the commercial, Silverman promises to wear a bikini and have scissor sex with Sheldon Adelson to fruition, or, in other words, “until [he] comes.” That would make Adelson “the only elderly billionaire on the block to have traditional lesbian sex through to climax with a girl who had her own show on Comedy Central.”
The commercial gets a little weird after Silverman uses a dog to demonstrate how scissoring works.
Here’s the video (mildly NSFW if your boss is not into doggie demonstrations).
If Kate Upton or Sarah Shahi gets involved in politics, we may need to change course here on Warming Glow.
(Via Adweek)
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ESPN has agreed to air more political advertising during its NFL games
More political advertising? How is that possible? Being in a “battleground” and convention hosting state they are honestly running back to back in some instances. Kill me.
She already let Jeff Goldblum bang her, Shelden. What are you waiting for?
When he does she better not tape his vinegar strokes. I don’t want to see how dark that mans soul really is…
Ironically, from what Goldblum said, she is a big supporter of Bush.
Yeah, she’s a HUGE Bush supporter:
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Wow, this is really “edgy.” Or something.
No, not “funny.” Something else.
Wait, I’ve got it — “boring.”
WAAAA!!! WAAAA!! WAAA!! Baby need a binky?
Don’t worry someday you’ll be old enough to understand that you can actually choose what you want to read on the internet and simply filter out the rest.
Someday….
Wait until you see the one where she offers to give Daniel Cook III a rusty trombone and demonstrates on an orangutan.
The article isn’t boring, Ippolit. The stunt is boring, and your comment is inane.
You better get back to work now. That fryer isn’t gonna clean itself.
Never thought I’d see Sarah Silverman in a bikini. Pretty good.
This is what I want to see more of. More Sarah Silverman in a bikini with a lot less dog. As in none. No dog. Just Sarah Silverman in a bikini.
You guys can see her completely naked. Google Take This Waltz.
Yeah, but who wants to follow Matt Damon? That’s just too much pressure.
It’s funny because it would have been offensive ten years ago.
Hmn, that wasn’t very good. Pretty sure Sheldon Adelson has had better sex with hotter women for a lot less money. Good for Silverman for staying in the spotlight, I guess.
Seems more like a lap dance. I bet he’d do it if she scissored Michelle Obama
Fuck you, ESPN.
The opening scene from Way of the Gun should be stored in the Library of Congress as a piece of important American history.
Instead of “a little weird” did you really mean to type “really hot”?
Silverman did this? I thought most of her income was from shows and touring; I stand corrected.
Apparently a woman being crass is funny because it’s a woman being crass. Ha ha!
This is what pisses me off about political people, especially liberals. The Obama campaign has been demonizing Romney because he is too rich, but it’s completely acceptable to rally for this guy to give them money, or have super rich George Clooney have dinners charging $10,000 a plate.
I think we can all agree that the top ranked elected officials are and always have been a pack of Ivy league secret handshaking college buddies
Clooney is homeless compared to this guy and say, the Koch brothers. All these people can spend unlimited amounts to get there guys in. It is legalized bribery. Saying ‘the liburals do it worst’ is just idiotic. Check how much and where the money is coming from first.
Republicans are just sad that no one gives a shit about John Voight
“Being rich” and “raising funds” are two different things. Learn finance terminology before you attempt to correlate two unrelated things.
Nobody is actually demonizing Romney because he’s rich. They’re demonizing the way he got rich and the trail of destruction he left behind, plus his current facetiousness about it.
What pisses me off about political people, especially conservatives, is their insistence on ignoring the facts.
Wow moose, apparently you can’t red for shit.
Fuck, read.
This is hilarious.
People aren’t demonizing Romney because he’s rich (I wish they would, but they aren’t): they’re demonizing him because he got most of that wealthy by destroying lives through leveraging pension funds, outsourcing, and otherwise doing all he could to maximize the returns on his investments no matter what. He represents the very worst of capitalism, that’s one of the reasons why people hate the guy.
And, yes, Clooney is rich. He’s not “super rich”, though. And Clooney made his money by being smug in a bunch of movies, which is very different than what Mitt Romney did.
Or does your brain not work?
“And Clooney made his money by being smug in a bunch of movies”
Which is really good work if you can get it.
You may also want to check percentages of small donations and PAC funding while you are at.
Both are hypocritical in their approach, but things like Romney “lookin’ out for the working class guy” squeal is ridiculous.
Huh, Sarah Silverman did something mildly amusing that some hipsters thought was genius and referenced herself as a somewhat attractive Jewish woman. I am shocked.
The worst invasion of political ads in my opinion?
Hulu. FUCK YOU HULU, IT’S BAD ENOUGH I HAVE TO DEAL WITH ADS ON A PAY SERVICE, I DON’T WANT TO SEE POLITICAL BULLSHIT WHILE I’M TRYING TO WATCH THE COLBERT REPORT.
Porky; that is funny on several levels.
What are you guys talking about? The election’s over. Nieto won!
BOOM!!
Is there some sort of kickstarter available where we can get Sarah to do that thing with the dog for about another two minutes?
Needs a gif…..
No one is demonizing Romney for being rich. He’s being demonized for being an ass about it. Arrogant, condescending and out of touch is NOT how you win the election, Mittens. And your wife acting like Marie Antionette ain’t helping, neither.