Vote For UPROXX’S ‘Parks And Rec’ T-Shirt On NBC’s Website (And The Morning Links)

Want to know the way into Burnsy and Danger’s hearts? Finish a sentence with “t-shirt contest.” Our very own dynamic duo designed an entry for NBC’s “Parks and Recreation Summer T-Shirt Contest,” and if they win, you’ll be seeing your local garbageman, schoolmarm, and/or wino wearing their awesome “I’m Perd Hapley And This Is a Shirt” design. Thing is, it’s in fourth place as of now (BOOOOOO), so go to NBC’S WEBSITE AND VOTE, VOTE, VOTE, VOTE, VOTE before July 19th at 11:59 p.m. PST. Ya herd? (Via)

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