What’s On Tonight: Louie + Parker Posey = <3

Louie (FX, 10:30 p.m.) — Part one of a two-part episode. Everyone’s indie girlfriend Parker Posey plays a bookshop clerk who Louie asks out on a date. According to the lucky bunch that have already seen the episode, it’s supposed to be the best of the season so far.

Project Runway (Lifetime, 9 p.m.) — SEASON 10 PREMIERE. That is all.

Anger Management (FX, 9:30 p.m.) — I haven’t watched last week’s episode yet. I don’t plan to, either.

Sullivan & Son (TBS, 10 p.m.) — Series premiere. Vince Vaughn co-produces this Steve Byrne-starring sitcom, about some schlub who leaves his profitable position as a corporate lawyer to take over his father’s bar in Pittsburgh. That is the most sitcom-y premise of all-time.

Wilfred (FX, 10 p.m.) — “A traumatic event creates unexpected consequences for Ryan and Wilfred.” I bet Ryan wears flip-flops with socks…OUTSIDE. Dick move, Frodo.

LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Woody Harrelson and Todd Barry on Letterman; Rachel Weisz and Aaron Paul on Leno; Charlie Sheen, Snooki, Joe Cocker, and Huey Lewis on Kimmel (!!!); Kenneth Branagh on Ferguson; Matt Lauer, Mike Tyson, and Hot Chip on Fallon; Freida Pinto and Chris Hardwick on Conan; E.J. Dionne on Stewart; and Lisa Jackson on Colbert.