Damages (DirecTV, 9 p.m.) — Final season premiere. The greatest show that NO ONE ever talks about? Discuss. Also, the fact that Jenna Elfman is still working makes me furious.
Dogs in the City (CBS, 8 p.m.) — Season finale. Goodbye, show that I assume consists of nothing but well-dressed dogs talking about orgasms while drinking margaritas from bowls. Actually, that sounds great.
Who the (Bleep) Did I Marry? (ID, 9 p.m.) — The Kim Kardashian Story.
ESPY Awards (ESPN, 9 p.m.) — If Sean Rash doesn’t win Bowler of the Year, I will make whoever is in charge of that decision drink the foot sweat from Kevin James’s shoes. But seriously, Cam Newton should have been nominated for Best NFL Player over Terrell Suggs. I might be biased.
Futurama (Comedy Central, 10 p.m.) — Leela’s mom starts dating Zapp Brannigan. Sounds like a sexy problem.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Bryan Cranston (!!!) and R.A. Dickey (!!!) on Letterman; Morgan Freeman on Leno; Wanda Sykes and Joel Kinnaman on Kimmel; and Elijah Wood, Freida Pinto, and James Murphy on Fallon.
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Rose Byrne called me on the phone yesterday and told me to watch Damages.
YOU TAKE THAT BACK SHE’S MINE!
I want to damage Rose Byrne’s vagina.
If Sean Rash doesn’t win Bowler of the Year, I will make whoever is in charge of that decision drink the foot sweat from Kevin James’s shoes.
I support this only if it means I never have to look at Ryan Shafer on HDTV again.
Whats on tonight? Not much if you have Direct TV…
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Let’s all cancel Direct TV!
Jenna Elfman is top five of most annoying actresses ever
Let me decipher this: you mean that if you made a list of the most annoying characters in television history, every single one of the top five would be a character that was played by Jenna Elfman?
Yeah, I could see that.
This is a lot like how my top five list of “Ladies over 40 that I really want to bang” is all Jenna Elfman. Don’t judge
Cam Newton deserves nothing but pain.
Then again, I’m an Alabama graduate and still a bit bitter over the 2010 Iron Bowl.