
I don't know who Jon Bennett is (should I?), but he's clearly got a lot of time on his hands. He's turned what amounts to basically an occasionally amusing teenager's photographic prank into a career. He has pictures taken of himself "pretending things are a c*ck." That's it. That's the guy's whole entire schtick. Apparently, it's lucrative, and he's now enrolled Game of Thrones Jack Gleeson into his juvenile madness.

Yup. That's definitely King Joffrey pretending a book is his penis. Jon Bennett has a whole Facebook page of these images. In fact, he has an entire book "with a large assortment of phalluses protruding from his groin area." Presumably, people have actually purchased this book, people with an inordinate amount of disposable income.
For giggles and poops, here's a random selection of ten of those photos to pique your interest. The 15-year-old inside of you will laugh, and then the adult inside of you will kick the 15 year old's a$$ for being a juvenile nitwit.
Funny? Dumb? Funny dumb? Or "Dude, it's a really slow news morning, huh?" Or all of the above?

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I gotta say that i can’t walk past a cannon without taking a photo with me pretending that it is my cock. The Imperial war museum in London was a long (cannons), entertaining(for me) and scarring (for the children and grannies) experience!
If this was junior high he’d be using that book to hide his constant erection.
Is #6 Liza Mannelli?
Ms. Austero, NOOOOOOOO!
Hope he doesn’t choke on that thing
By his own admission, the kid is a huge nerd. Like if he wasn’t an actor, he would never get laid kinda nerd.
Some of these are pretty clever.
Did nobody notice the blood splatter all over Santa’s arm, the phallus, and the wall behind them?
From his face alone, Bennett could be a high functioning retard.