I don't know who Jon Bennett is (should I?), but he's clearly got a lot of time on his hands. He's turned what amounts to basically an occasionally amusing teenager's photographic prank into a career. He has pictures taken of himself "pretending things are a c*ck." That's it. That's the guy's whole entire schtick. Apparently, it's lucrative, and he's now enrolled Game of Thrones Jack Gleeson into his juvenile madness.
Yup. That's definitely King Joffrey pretending a book is his penis. Jon Bennett has a whole Facebook page of these images. In fact, he has an entire book "with a large assortment of phalluses protruding from his groin area." Presumably, people have actually purchased this book, people with an inordinate amount of disposable income.
For giggles and poops, here's a random selection of ten of those photos to pique your interest. The 15-year-old inside of you will laugh, and then the adult inside of you will kick the 15 year old's a$$ for being a juvenile nitwit.
Funny? Dumb? Funny dumb? Or "Dude, it's a really slow news morning, huh?" Or all of the above?
I want more like this!
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