
Generally speaking, 17 seconds is not a very long time. It takes longer than that to do just about anything. Hell, depending on the power of your microwave, you can’t even heat up a muffin in that amount of time. Or eat it. Or get up and walk across the kitchen to grab another one and take the wrapper off of it and lay it in the microwave because LOOK I’M HUNGRY AND I’M A GROWN-UP AND I CAN HAVE TWO MUFFINS IF I WANT, OK? Geez. Wait, where was I? Oh yeah, 17 seconds. My point is that most of the time, in the grand scheme of things, 17 seconds might as well be nothing. But there are some situations where it can be an eternity.
One such example can be found below. After Today co-hosts Matt Lauer and Savannah Guthrie discuss junior high slow dance techniques, and Guthrie quips, “Like they say in Catholic school, leave room for the Holy Ghost,” Roker turns his head toward the camera, makes the face in the above screenshot, and holds it for the aforementioned 17 seconds. That is an incredibly long time to hold a funny face. Around the eight second mark, I was seriously starting to wonder if it was the first documented case of someone’s face actually get stuck in a dumb, contorted position, like cranky grandmas around the world have been warning us about for years. Luckily, I flicked on Today briefly this morning, and it appears Roker’s face is back to normal, so it looks like he managed to dodge that bullet. Thank God. We’d never hear the end of it.
Oh, also, shout out to kid in the audience over Roker’s shoulder, who I have chosen to believe is a giant running amok in New York City. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, PEOPLE.
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That kid is just a young Drew Magary with the ability to time travel.
Can’t be young Drew, he isn’t wearing his footbaw pads or boarding school uniform. And he isn’t 400lbs.
Young Drew from another dimension. One where he is skinny and didn’t go to boarding school?
LOL. good stuff.
I think Al has checked out permanently, last week he made an amazingly awkward comment about how the Today show throws people under the bus. I love that guy.
He should keep doing that. I think everyone who hates Matt Lauer should try to be a guest on the show and say really back-handed shit to him.
Matt remember when you had hair?
Matt remember when you were a segment reporter for HBO before you started blowing NBC execs?
I think Al don’t care anymore. I might have to start watching again…
I have absolutely no idea whats going on but I infer that after his “under the bus” comment was taken so harshly the brass sat down with him and went over what they expect his behavior to be and clearly he is moderately unhappy and being quite sarcastic freezing his face like that.
Is that what everybody is thinking?
Those were my thoughts. Dude is just biding his time until that fucker Willard Scott sods off and he can ascend to his rightful spot on Smuckers mountain.
This is the real game of thrones people.
Yup.
That reminds me of that episode of King of Queens where Patton didn’t move:
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Not the first stroke we’ve seen on camera. Whatever happened to transient ischemic attack girl, she has to be more coherent than Savannah Guthrie.
It’s like a facepalm without the palm!
*Insert a The Cure reference* ….17 Seconds ….anybody?