
PRELIMINARY NOTE: This story depresses me to no end, so instead of looking for a picture of any of the people or things involved, I have decided to post a screencap from Purple Rain of Prince riding a motorcycle in a purple leather suit.
Maddy Jackson became one of the more popular contestants on Toddlers & Tiaras last season after she appeared on stage in a Dolly Parton costume, complete with large fake breasts. I hate everything about that sentence. Fortunately, so did Maddy’s father, Bill Verst, who is now seeking custody of her to prevent her mother from continuing to “sexualize and exploit her.” Unfortunately, Verst is a convicted felon who is on probation for DUI and child endangerment. So, there’s that.
Lindsay says that the judge in their custody battle is ignoring the fact that Bill is a convicted felon and is on probation for DUI and child endangerment and that the court appointed psychologist is going to turn custody over to him.
“It is my right to put my child in pageants, it is just like any other extracurricular activity like soccer or gymnastics or football,” she says. “It is not illegal to do pageants, it is a hobby that we participate in and the government cannot tell me that I can’t put my daughter in pageants.” [Radar Online]
To recap: This girl’s mother considers dressing her daughter up like a buxom country singer — padding the bra she does not yet wear — and having her strut around a stage on television in front of a group of hypercritical creeps who will judge her based on her looks to be the same thing as participating in a sport like youth soccer, where she would actually get exercise and learn the importance of teamwork, and the only alternative we have is a dude who was convicted of child endangerment.
I think you see why I led with Prince.
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God I hope the Mayans are right.
Nah, that whole this about them predicting the end of the world is completely made up. Their calander goes on forever, like poop going back and forth between two rectums.
I need to purify myself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.
Make sure you get the right Lake Minnetonka.
This is what it sounds like when the editors cry.
I went to high school with the mom. She was a cheerleader, not incredibly bright, and had diarrhea of the mouth on the regular. I don’t think she’s a bad person, just an idiot. Anyways, the fact that Danger just wrote a story about this has made my day because I have a teensy internets crush on him. I literally just called my husband to tell him Danger wrote a story about someone I know. Ok I’m done.
Is pic related? I’m much too quick to the radio knob when doves cry.
In a nice coincidence, last night I rewatched the old episode of “Breaking Bad” where Jesse goes to the house of those two methhead parents with the unbelievably neglected kid.
If anyone out there wants to crush these parents’ heads with an ATM, I’m cool with it.
Perhaps they’ll find a happy medium and dress their daughter up as a buxom country singer who plays youth soccer…
Jonathan Brandis just rolled over in his grave.
The father could be Hat McCullough from South Park and I would still automatically award him custody if the alternative was Toddlers and Tiaras.
We should just a kickstarter campaign for that kids’ therapy sessions now.
Anyone who puts there kids on Toddlers and Tiaras is endangering them.
Not just the pedophiles, but that fat bitch from Honey Boo Boo might accidentally eat them.
This is like that one time growing up when my parents made me keep playing soccer past the 4th grade even though I hated it.
Purple Rain, Purple Ra-breaks down in tears-
Game… Blouses.
Had to. Sorry.
This is what happens when doves just shake their heads in disbelief..or cry unconsolably.