
Bros. BROS.
It has been a while since I dropped in here to talk to all of you about Franklin & Bash aka Dr. Frankenbash, Esquire aka Bros On Parade and I apologize for that but it is also not my fault because the show was all “We are going to have less sluts and parties and beer crushing this year because we are more serious now” and I was like “THIS IS THE WEAKEST OF SAUCE, BROS.” But last night was the Season 2 finale and even though there still weren’t lots of witnesses with big huge boobs and/or legal problems involving hot tubs there was still DRAMA AFOOT and DASTARDLY DEEDS and also LESBIAN AFFAIRS so it wasn’t all bad I suppose and it is my duty as a very professional television critic to tell you about them and wrap up the season.
Before I start the discussion though I think it would help if I got you caught on everything that has happened since my last recap: Franklin & Bash won a bunch of cases and one time Franklin shot Bash in the balls with a t-shirt cannon which is MAXIMUM LOLS. OK now that you are caught up we can discuss the finale, featuring the one bro from American Pie and double crosses and the bros saving the day AS EXPECTED.



Many Bro tears have been shed this day.
Gravity bongs! Man, I haven’t thought about those things in ages. I really love that somebody took the time to render a 3-D model of a gravity bong: [www.blurofinsanity.com]
The rule is, hummers are fine, but you never bone a mermaid, bro. They’ve got, like, fish parts, and then you get fish eggs on your junk, and then you get ants.
I love the fact that Hot Cop Lady appeared as Hot Doctor Lady on two consecutive episodes of Royal Pains and was never seen or mentioned again. She must be cursed!
Middle Eastern Bro horked in a drawer, not a trash can, and then he had to throw out the stuff that was in the drawer.