Here’s some totally factual reporting from Celeb Dirty Laundry that certainly has no ulterior motive and sources so ironclad, Will McAvoy is weeping from jealously: “Just as news breaks that [Gillian Anderson’s] split from her boyfriend of six years, Mark Griffiths, CDL has learned that she’s living with her X Files co-star David Duchovny in Los Angeles….A source exclusively told CDL that David and Gillian have been in a serious relationship for some time now and she and her children are shacking up with the Californication actor.” I guess every fan fiction writer ever did know the truth. Now let’s make Corey and Topanga happen in real life. (Via)
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