Mulder And Scully Are, Like, Totally Boning In Real Life (And The Morning Links)

Here’s some totally factual reporting from Celeb Dirty Laundry that certainly has no ulterior motive and sources so ironclad, Will McAvoy is weeping from jealously: “Just as news breaks that [Gillian Anderson’s] split from her boyfriend of six years, Mark Griffiths, CDL has learned that she’s living with her X Files co-star David Duchovny in Los Angeles….A source exclusively told CDL that David and Gillian have been in a serious relationship for some time now and she and her children are shacking up with the Californication actor.” I guess every fan fiction writer ever did know the truth. Now let’s make Corey and Topanga happen in real life. (Via)

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