
OMG did you watch the Olympics last night? Did you see McKayla Maroney’s vault work? Incredible, right? I mean, she even left one of the judges with her jaw on the floor, as evidenced above. What suspense! What drama! It all came down to the wire with all the pressure in the world on the U.S. team to perform exceptionally in their final routine in order to bring home the gold and break evil Russian hearts in the process.
Yeah, well, except that’s not how it actually went down, though you didn’t know it because NBC cleverly edited the broadcast to create drama that didn’t actually exist when the event took place live.
You see, world champion Ksenia Afanasyeva inexplicably fell on her face at the end of her floor exercise, effectively eliminating the Russians from gold medal contention, just before the Americans’ final routine. But NBC chose not to show this WTF?! moment in Olympic history because doing so would’ve destroyed the tension-filled narrative the broadcast’s producers were trying to weave.
Despite the rather newsworthy nature of the reigning world champion crashing and burning on her signature discipline, it would have completely quenched any remaining drama for the evening as to whether the U.S.A. ladies would win gold. (Strangely, NBC did show Anastasia Grishina’s earlier, and even worse, floor routine.) NBC also cleverly avoided showing the standings upon skipping ahead to the U.S. rotation, with Al Trautwig asking whether the U.S. “can deliver a knockout blow” and casting doubt upon American chances by showing Aly Raisman missing a tumble landing during warmups.
As you may recall, in explaining why NBC doesn’t broadcast the Olympics live, the network’s Mark Lazarus boasted that “the American viewing public likes the way we tell the story.” I suppose manipulating the course of athletic events is all part of NBC’s effort to tell the story, eh — or in Lazarus’ words, to create “a formula around story arcs.” Maybe NBC can also start tape delaying Notre Dame football games so that editors and producers can make it appear as though the Fighting Irish aren’t getting their asses kicked so badly most of the time?
In the meantime, who knows what other sorts of “story arc” trickery NBC execs have up their sleeves for the remainder of the Olympics. Knowing what we know now, I suppose anything is possible.




Are you fucking kidding me?! That is the worst!
Glad I’m one timezone from London.
Wait, so your name… you’re not actually a delicious pastry which somehow gained the ability to type?
Great, now I’m sad.
Now that we’ve discovered your nationality, allow me to be the first to ask what is rotten there.
Reason # 1,078,748 why NBC is a dogshit network.
Interestingly I’ve noticed that Hard Knock’s does this with the preseason games they show to create tension- completely different situation but I’m surprised they do it since it is supposed to be a documentary.
I honestly don’t think this is that big of a deal. There are plenty of people who aren’t on twitter all day, or even online, and want to watch the Olympics in a digestible couple of hours. The editing to create drama was a little unnecessary but I don’t think that’s a pervasive issue with the coverage.
I don’t particularly care about the Olympics an dmostly avoid coverage. The girlfriend loves them, and I try to be a good sport, so at night I’ll sit down with her and watch it “live” on NBC.
Three nights I have tried this. I HAVE SEEN NOTHING BUT SYNCHRONIZED DIVING. What. The. Fuck. There are a thousand fucking events, and three nights in a row, primetime, has been synchronized DIVING? Who gives a FUCK about diving? Fuck NBC, fuck the Olympics.
I could have sworn that they showed that. There wasn’t any tension. All the US girl had to do was get over a 10, which she extremely easily did.
Did they edit it differently for the west coast or something?
photoshop of the YEAR, CB!
+1, I pooped.
They definitely showed it the “correct” way on the east coast. I saw everything that was allegedly edited out.
If NBC was trying to ratchet up the tension, they did a shitty job (as they’ve done with everything else), because there was no point at which I was in genuine suspense as to what the American women needed to do.
It only took 1 week for complaining about NBC’s coverage to reach “George Bush be trrble” levels of hacky/weak commentary. But I’m sure ABC/CBS sports would knock it out of the park. Deadspin has been unbearable this week.
Just further evidence that our news coverage, in every conceivable way, is utter bullshit.
By the way, McKayla destroys Bane. Not even close.
That’s actually Alicia Sacramone and she can climb out of any hole you throw her into. I know from experience.
Is Brady Quinn still pretending to bang that?
I would get into gymnastics if there were more post-pubescent, well endowed ladies like Sacramone.
You know what other country famously manipulates the media in order to make their country seem more awesomer? I’ll give you a hint, it’s former leader shot a 38-under-par round of 34, including 11 hole in ones, the first time he picked up a set of clubs!!
Tigerwoodslandia?
Spoiler, please! And by that I mean don’t tell people about the floor exercise sequence in TDKR.
There really wasn’t much drama. They showed the score USA needed before the last floor exercise and even made the comment that all she really had to do was complete one part of her program to get the score needed for the gold. Yes NBC is rather crappy but no need to make them seem even worse.
I picked up on the editing for more drama and was peeved. You had your chance NBC, I’m watching the Olympics online like the other billion people who watch the Olympics.
McKayla Maroney would f*cking destroy Bane.
FACT.
the one romanian girl did her beam routine, and then they didnt show her score. cut to commercial and returned and still didnt show. my brother was incredibly upset, “we have to go” he says. we left the house we were watching at. we get home he logs onto the web and the homepage(cnn) spoiled the gold medal results. i feared for my life
They did this shit with American Ninja Warrior too and it pissed me off. Guess those same douchebag editors were using that show as practice for this BS.
NBC does everything need to be like a freaking reality show…Why can’t the USA just enjoy these games like they where intended to be enjoyed. It’s because of shit like this that the USA audience becomes increasingly more misinformed and ignorant about the actual turn of events. This is no less vulgar then making a movie inspired by real event and miss representing almost every character for the sake of more drama. Not giving a shit for the truth of the moment just the fucking drama.