Nick Offerman (AKA Ron Swanson on Parks and Recreation) returned to Conan to do a fourth installment of “Nick Offerman from Parks and Recreation Reads Tweets From Young Female Celebrities.” Considering the breezy-toned tweets being poured out constantly by young starlets, I don’t think we’ll ever run out of prime material for Offerman to deliver in gruff deadpan while building something manly and mysterious in his workshop.
Conan O’Brien once again ponders just what Offerman is building in these videos, at which point Andy Richter claims he saw Offerman just hammering a board, sans nails. Pfft, whatever. Nick Offerman doesn’t need nails. When Ron Swanson wants to hammer a board, it is the very forest that is scared.
Sidenote: I also want to know what Bella Thorne’s cat thinks it’s saying when it meows. It’s probably trying to say, “Who the hell is Bella Thorne?” (Answer: Co-lead of the Disney Channel’s Shake It Up, and we are all super old.)