There’s A Conjoined-Twin Reality Show Now Because TLC Hates You (And The Morning Links)

Why are you doing this, TLC? Just stop, OK. Please, stop. It’s beyond exploitation. It’s cruel. It’s cruel to the subjects, and it’s cruel to the viewers. Stop calling yourself, TLC. Just call your network, The Contemporary Freak Show Network. (There’s a 30-second promo for this show after the links).

The 20 Definitive Zach Galifianakis GIFs — (UPROXX)

This Week in Posters & Stills: Arrested Development! Creepy Javier Bardem! — (Film Drunk)

Television’s 5 Best Foodie Shows — (Pajiba)

Sports On TV: The Wire’s 15 Greatest Sports Moments — (With Leather)

Chinese Bootleg Avengers Subtitles ‘The Avengers’ — (Gamma Squad)

Dear Struggling Rapper, Here Are 5 Easy Steps To Success — (Smoking Section)

Ed Reed Shows Up To Camp Hungry — (Kissing Suzy Kolber)

Question Of The Day: What Do Rick Ross’ First Week Sales Numbers Mean? — (Smoking Section)

Creepy Woody Is Back, No Action Figure Is Safe — (Gamma Squad)

BREAKING: Kobe Bryant Is A Grade A, Gold Medal Poon Hound — (With Leather)

Frotcast 112: Total Recall, & Prison Stories with Matthew Parker — (FilmDrunk)

Meme Watch: ‘One-Up America’ Catalogs A Series Of American Overachievements — (UPROXX)

Presenting The “Two Girls One Cup” Coffee Maker — (Buzzfeed)

Chris Rock: My Kids Are Rich, I Can’t Relate To Them — (Huffpost Comedy)

Dating Advice From LARPers — (Daily What)

Does Wedding Rice Really Make Birds Explode? — (Mental Floss)

Sexiest Thing in the World (For People Who Like Girls) — (College Humor)

10 times “Arrested Development” proved that even the Fox Network censors
weren’t watching — (Fark)

Stress makes men appreciate heavier women, study finds — (Death + Taxes)

The Avengers as 2012 Olympians — (Unreality)

How Sperm Whales Sleep — (High Definite)