NFL Football: Packers at Chargers (ESPN, 8 p.m.) — I’m still bitter at the Packers for beating my Panthers in the NFC Championship Game 15 years ago (hattttteeeee you, Dorsey Levens), but the Chargers have Marmalard, so: go Packers in this meaningless game. (Banner via KSK)
Big Brother (CBS, 9 p.m.) — Every time my turn to write What’s On Tonight comes up in the rotation and Big Brother is on, I think of the Kanye West song of the same name, and how people forget how good Graduation is. Thus ends my daily Kanye West aside.
Suits (USA, 10 p.m.) — It is the best show you’re not watching, after all. Unless you’re not watching Breaking Bad. Then that’s the best show you’re not watching.
Wilfred/Louie/Totally Biased With W. Kamau Bell (FX, 10 p.m.) — Ryan asks Amanda to move in with him, Louie goes to Ikea, and FX debuts its newest show, the Chris Rock-produced Totally Biased, a left-leaning talk show of sorts that’s received good, if tame, reviews. I already like it more than Anger Management.
Childrens Hospital/NTSF: SD: SUV:: (Adult Swim, 12 a.m.) — Season premiere(s). Hey guys, remember when Paul Scheer answered our questions about monkey sh*t and Alison Brie? That was fun.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Matt LeBlanc and Andy Hayes on Conan; Joanna Brooks on Stewart; and Woody Harrelson on Colbert.
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Is it weird that I find W. Kamau Bell to be totally unfunny? Admittedly, I have not watched his stand up, but every single preview I’ve seen for “Totally Biased” has left me shocked that something so bland and unfunny could make it to television (on second thought, it’s totally believable that bland, unfunny shit could make it to television). I just find that Bell treads on the fact that he’s black, and then makes excruciatingly lame/unnuanced/unfunny political jokes. Am I missing something?
The two jokes from his commercial are pretty bland.
1 – “Growing up, I was gonna be a comedian or Spiderman, but they don’t let black people be Spiderman!” Ugh. Donald Glover has a bit about being Spiderman that’s probably 2 years old and streets ahead of this one.
2 – “Romney vs Obama = Mormon vs Black Guy = Alien vs. Predator”. Meh at best. Pretty low hanging fruit.
I’m gonna give his show a shot, but I’ve got some pretty low expectations for it.
But what if I AM watching Suits?
At least you’ve got passion.
I’m in the LA/OC greater area. When both teams bailed I refused to send my emotions with them nor to glom onto the next closest team (San Diego). I’m a football fan with no team to root for.
Came to acknowledge that Josh is a Panthers fan. *bro fist*
Eh, I still hate the Patriots for beating the Panthers in the Super Bowl.
I’d hate the Patriots anyway, but that just makes me hate them more.
E-A-G-L-E-S, EAGLES.
[hucks batteries at a small child who is wearing Cowboys footie pajamas]
*cheers as the unconscious child is rolled out on a stretcher*
who dat
Marmalard looks extra intense up there.
Next time you feel the need to mention kayne maybe you should give love to some real hip hoppers like aesop or doom instead of some trend leech scum sucking piece of yesterdays award winning money shot from the glory hole cock of the year. aka kanye west. the biggest joke in hip hop.