Late Friday afternoon Nick Offerman (AKA Ron Swanson on Parks and Recreation) gave what is, hands down, the funniest Reddit AMA so far. It was nearly impossible to pick the highlights because it was all so manly and erudite. We’ve learned so much from this, you guys. Continue to the next page for the 30 most useful things Offerman taught us.
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Tyler182: How much can your mustache bench press?
Nick Offerman: 114 lbs. of wife.
I want that Q&A etched in marble above my fireplace.
I loved everything about this so much.
“[Editorial Note: Jason Mantzoukas as a fragrance king must happen.]”
Uhhh. It did happen. Like twice.
Correct. “Allergic: Cause a Reaction”
Beat me to it.
He was in “Citizen Knope.”
And it was glorious.
WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN AND WHY DID NO ONE HAND-DELIVER A BOOTLEG DVD OF IT TO MY CARDBOARD BOX?
Only on Page three and I already have a full grown mustache. Obama could learn a lot from Ron Swanson. We all could…
Nick Offerman making D&D references when talking about woodworking is my Spirit Animal.
Jason Manzoukis already is the Perfume King of Pawnee, but yeah, isn’t in nearly enough episodes (only two, I think.) Dude, take some time off from being on every improv podcast and act some more. You’re funny as shit. (I know he will never, ever see this.)
He may have turned his Google Alert back on now that press for The Dictator has died down. Not that I’m stalking him or anything (as evidenced by not knowing he was in two episodes).
Dear Nick and Megan,
Please adopt me.
Love,
Patty Boots
Nick Offerman should start a summer camp for adults. A one week getaway in [location redacted] where Offerman instructs men/women in the art of woodworking and self-sustainability.
Registration fee: A six month supply of bacon and eggs and one bottle of Lavagulin.
Lagavulin*
A six month supply for Nick or a normal human….vastly different.
Fuck Chuck Norris. Nick Offerman should have been in Expendables 2.
That’s actually an awesome idea.
Amazing. He’s everything he’s supposed to be.
This is like if Nick Cage did an AMA and really was batshit crazy. Internet, be thy truth!
Nick Cage is batshit crazy.
Man owns one dinosaur skull and he’s automatically nuts. I say he needs an AMA to clear his good name.
*slows down to car wreck speed to watch*
“Ash and Hickory, straight-grained and true, make excellent bludgeons, dandy for the cudgeling of vegetarians.”
I’ve never been so inspired.
/tear rolls down cheek
I found this whole AMA very easy to masturbate too. And I am not ashamed to say that.
Is it blasphemous of me to wish that he had answered more questions out of character?
Nick Offerman: I met Megan right after season 2 of W&G, doing a play at The Evidence Room Theater in LA. It was immediately apparent that I was countenancing the premiere comic talent of our age. My wife is so funny and beautiful and sings like a goddamn angel bird pixie queen, that watching her career take off, and standing by her side as she received accolades all made a lot of sense to me, and has just continually served to remind me what a lucky bastard I am. I look forward to many more years of reminders.
One hell of a statement of love!