Halloween is only 34 days away, and unless you’re planning on dressing up as Person Slouched Over Computer Keyboard with Random Stains on Shirt, you haven’t picked your costume yet. That’s fine — we’ll publish a helpful TV character costume guide at some point, though we’re probably going to suggest every guy go as Louis C.K. and every girl, Khaleesi (sans Seth MacFarlane). But if you have kids, you could do much worse than transforming them into Walter White and Jesse Pinkman. Are you thinking what I’m thinking? BREAKING BABIES, a Muppet Babies-style spinoff, though you’d have to expand the mop-puppet universe enough to let Walt, Jr. play Tiny Tim Cratchit.
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I guess after putting so much effort into the Walt costume they figured they would just half-ass Jesse’s.
Looks like a good Badger though.
I am pissed at myself for not starting to plan this costume six years ago! I would have had the children specifically to enact this amazing concept!
They’re minerals NOT ROCKS
WOW, my day is made! Thank you uproxx! N if you don’t post one BrBa article per day, i shall curse u till death!
Needs more Skinny Pete.
That bat-inspired, felt candy satchel is so not Walt.
Note to self: step up your parenting game.
While I’m proud of my Walter White and Jesse Pinkman costumes, I think my Baby Draper from a couple of years ago was actually better. I have to bribe the kids to wear what I want them to but I’m looking to win Halloween. They can eat the candy, I want the EMPIRE!
Baby Draper
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That makes me question my plan of not having any kids.
I was wondering if you’d see this, LZ. Was about to forward a link.
They aren’t going to listen to anything you tell them by the time they are 12 so you might as well get the most out of them while you can.
Spoken like a real dad.
Heh, they look absolutely thrilled. Awesome.
“I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS” every time someone opens the door = this kid will score hundreds of pounds of candy