I don’t know about you guys but I’ve been a fan of Family Feud for a long time, dating back to the days of Richard Dawson, the old mouth-kisser himself, and Ray Combs all the way through the current version hosted by Steve Harvey. Hell, I even watched some of the Louie Anderson-hosted episodes, and that sh*t was terrible. It’s just one of those shows that if I’m flipping channels and run across it I just have to stop and watch it. I can’t help myself.
With that said, almost all my life I’ve been waiting for someone conducting a survey for Family Feud — the surveys contestants on the show are asked to guess the top responses to — to contact me to take part in one, but that has sadly yet to happen. So I’m using the UPROXX platform to put out a call here and now: Yo people who conduct surveys for Family Feud — HOLLA AT YOUR BOY!
Now enjoy this supercut of the worst answers ever given by Family Feud contestants. They’re so bad it’s virtually impossible not to feel better about yourself after watching it.
(HT: The Clearly Dope)
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Is that Brian Shaw that said “Masturbate”?
I was wondering the EXACT. SAME. THING.
There’s no way that’s not him.
The best Family Feud host was Richard Karn, TV’s Al Borland.
…teabag…
Doctors looking in people’s butts with flashlights got 16 points! So I guess not technically a bad answer.
I always just assumed they surveyed the audience.
This clip is cool, but I’d like more of the reactions
I’m in young girls pants. Sounds like something Tobias Funke might say. Or maybe they would be boys.
There’s the best episode of Arrested Development that never happened.
I love these sorts of things so much. Funny and reaffirms that plenty of people are dumber than I am. On a week like this, I need that.
To be fair a lot of those answers were solid. Stupid, but solid.
This is the happiest I’ve been all day.
Also, true story: the meanest thing my sister has ever said to me: “I’d never go on Family Feud with you.”
Steve Harvey: Name one of five things better than a Starbucks latte grande.
Peter King: You can’t.
Steve Harvey: Name one of five things better than a Starbucks latte grande.
Peter King: Blast after blast of Brett Favre’s semen hitting the back of my throat.