Here are the three, and only three, good things Autotune has given to us:
1. Auto-Tune the News.
2. 808s & Heartbreak.
3. The clip below, in which a contestant on The X Factor, who looks like the kind of guy who silently stalks ice cream trucks outside of playgrounds, calls out host Demi Lovato for using the pitch-perfecting processor, much to Simon Cowell’s amusement. Lovato’s response: “Actually…” If only Autotune could write comebacks, too.
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Um no, Britney. YOU make ME uncomfortable.
Where is the like button.??
I hate when they have shows like this and the judges are shocked (SHOCKED!) that these people get on stage. When Britney says “who let you on stage!?”, I shout back at the tv “the producers of the show went thru hundreds of thousands of potential contestants, took a handful of decent performers and mixed in some horrible ones so you can ridicule them.” #ugh
Can you blame Britney?
No, really? Can you? IT’S BRITNEY SPEARS!
He should have asked Britney where she gets her head shaved…
I miss crazy unstable umbrella wielding bald Britney.
Now I kinda want to see his audition.
Things that make Britney uncomfortable: Belgians, sunshine, sobriety, Manx cats
Underwear.
dignity
I always thought it was silly to talk about Britney Spears. I’ve known plenty of white trash with kids and she seemed to be doing a better job than most of them. So what if she shaved her head? I’ve never had a shaved head. I’ve always wanted to try it and see what it feels like but I didn’t because of a job, woman, or some other bullshit reason. I respected her for it.
But now she’s on a show this douchebag show. Here’s a clip of her being an uppity douchebag to some guy who probably makes under 50 grand a year. You can imagine her talking to her cleaning lady like this when she forgets to dust behind the fridge.
Let’s hope she gets fucked to death by a reindeer.
YOU SHUT UP SHE’S AN ANGEL
I’m not sure comparing her to other white trash moms is how you decide if she’s living a great life. She does have two failed marriages already.
Now maybe I don’t understand what white trash is, but I do know that it’s kinda fucked up way to categorize people, however…
That someone called Spears an angel is hilarious (thanks Guerrero).
And that reindeer comment was boss.
1. Auto-Tune the News.
2. 808s & Heartbreak.
3. The clip below
4. 1999′s global smash Believe by Cher
Leave Demi Aloooooonnneee!!!!!!!
Demi needs to cut it out with being bitchy, I hear she’s good at that sort of thing.
//Googles Demi Lovato
That guy looks like Gene Simmons about to bust out with “God of Thunder”. BTW, would totally watch that.
I doubt I’d be quick enough to come up with something either, but I feel like he wasted a huge opportunity to insult Britney.
Man, I feel like she’s definitely the easier target of the duo.
Serious question, has anyone ever actually heard a Demi Lovato song? I certainly never have. I’ve heard of her, but I’ve never once heard a song of hers on radio, tv, or commercials.
I cannot wait until they make Autotune version of this.
Perhaps we’ve stumbled upon the next great reality TV show concept.
Three assholes are on a panel to be judged. Contestants compete to see who can insult them the best.
/WINNING!
ohh fuck yeah please god yes