Should we ever be surprised that Kim Kardashian is capable of saying idiotic things? No, of course not. But this is a new low for stupidity. In fact, Jon Hamm may need to revise is statement calling Kim Kardashian a “f***ing idiot,” and downgrade that insult to “brainless, imbecilic f***pot and occasional semen receptacle to the stars!”
How dumb? Comparing-her-divorce-to-cancer dumb:
“We had done filming our season at that point, so we decided to film for the wedding. And that was a decision that [Kris Humphries] and I made together. But I think that, with any decisions in life, like, I spoke to a girl today who had cancer and we were talking about how this is such a hard thing for her, but it taught her a big lesson on who her friends are and so much about life. She’s 18. And I was like, that’s how I feel.”
Yes, of course! Your 72-day reality show marriage and subsequent divorce from an NBA star was JUST LIKE CANCER. When Kardashian decided to dump him, the nausea, the chemotherapy burns, the loss of hair, the vomiting and general malaise, not to mention the impending SENSE OF DEATH, must have been so very awful for Kim. How did she get through it but for the Glory of God, a lot of praying, and MILLIONS OF DOLLARS, constant pampering, hours of shopping, and $40,000 pillows for each ass cheek.
It’s times like these when you want to shout “THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK,” but I’m almost certain thinking could’ve only made it worse. But on the bright side, at least she didn’t alienate 47 percent of America. Just the ones with cancer. Or decency.
(Source: The Guardian via Videogum)
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Ass cancer for her would be a beautiful irony. Make it happen karma!
Seriously. “We wish we could operate, Kim, but the tumour is huge and in too deep.”
yes yes yes (I sould feel bad but I don’t give a fuck anymore)
Oh boy. It’s just a matter of time before someone’s goes “God Bless America” on her ass.
pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease
Reading stories about Kim Kardashian’s stupidity is going to give me a tumor.
If she keeps making dumb statements like this she is going to end up becoming the GOP Presidential candidate.
Good lord. Can she just hurry up and finish getting fat so no one pays attention to her anymore?
Because fat people don’t get any attention.
Oprah, Ricki Lake, Kirstie Alley, Rosie O’Donnell, Melissa McCarthy, and Gov. Christie can all attest to that.
Yes, she’s destined to join the pantheon of dumb, once hot and now fat. Say hello to your newest member Jessica Simpson and Kirsty Alley.
The people in Arrogant Bastard’s “fat” group have each actually done something to get them attention that didn’t involve porn.
She can’t interview people, she can’t act, she has no actual thoughts on politics that anyone would care to hear.
Sweet irony would be if that giant ass of Her’s was 2 massive malignant tumours. Unfortunately, somehow she would turn a profit off of it.
Sadly, it would probably trump the Komen Foundation in donations AND result in the cure for cancer.
You’ve already taken a well developed stance on not supporting Honey Boo Boo by posting on her and her family. Isn’t it time you add Cumdumpster: Exhibit B and her family to that short list?
When you don’t keep a dick in that mouth you really set Kim up for failure.
I knew Kim Kardashian was dumb before it was cool.
Can we just agree to leave all Kardashians out of this site please?
A Kardasha-haven for weary souls and travelers, if you will
Yes, this!
Tha’s what I’m sayin’!
AGREED!
Amen. When you promote Kardashians, the terrorists win. Not Islamists–more like brain terrorists.
Amen brother. Also the “boo-boo childs” please.
She should pose nude more often, definitely a great body, but an awful awful awful mind.
Body is way overrated IMHO.
Get used to her. Madame Bovary still comes up in conversation more than a century later.
This is timely reporting for a story that came out on September 10th. Your other website, Pajiba, ran the same story (with the same image) last week. But at least your post has a .gif. I guess that’s something.
Paperstacks only wants TIMELY Kardashian news.
Seriously. Is that too much to ask? My life sucks, and I enjoy feeling superior to people who have gamed the system to become millionaires. I was hoping that she would have compared the grief she felt after her divorce to the grief Christopher Stevens’ family must be feeling.
BRING BACK MATT!
Kim Kardashian was born in the wrong generation. Her speaking never would have happened if she was famous before the aughties. Such a shame.
You guys are all idiots. I hate Kim Kardashian but she really didnt say anything wrong here at all
“but it taught her a big lesson on who her friends are and so much about life She’s 18. And I was like, that’s how I feel.”
She never directly comapred her situation to cancer, pretty much she said going through a divorce taught her a lot about life and who her friends really are. is that reallt a ridiculous statement.
You people commenting, and whoever wrote this article are the dumbest people ever. Your lives are soooooo pathetic that you try to make a story about nothing, but play into the “oh everyone hates Kim Kardashian” and she said cancer and divorce in the same paragraph so she’s an awful person. Its lazy. I dont like KK, Im not defending her overall actions, but she said absolutely nothing wrong there. Please who ever wrote this stop being so helplessly caught up in the Kardashian hype, its pathetic
I agree with everyone that blahblahblah233234 is an idiot.
If this is how you show your hatred for Ms. Kardashian, I’d love to see you defend her.
I agree with blahblahblah233234 to the extent that Kim didn’t really trivialize the other person’s cancer, she just spoke in a simple and general way. Why do you people hate her so much? Did she fuck your dad or your take a strap-on to town on you mom or something? Who is she to you? And are you people a microcosm of the US? [...because that would explain A LOT.]
I have a serious chronic condition with very specific, let’s call them “symptoms.” Sometimes when my friends/family experience similar things they commiserate and say they now “understand” what I go through. They went through it for part of a day, I go through it every day. THAT is stupid and trivializing someone’s experiences. Saying “Hey, you went though something that showed who your real friends are, huh, so did I” is not the same thing. Idiots.
I only hate Kim because her sextape was lame… but maybe Ray J is to blame.
I film homeless men fighting each other.
Me too.