
Last night, right before going to bed, I checked in on Twitter to see what was going on in the world. What I found, besides people joyously celebrating the end of the NFL referee lockout with jokes, was that Twitter had somehow just discovered the Twitter feed of helmet-headed outrage and indignation monster Nancy Grace. Specifically, Twitter at large discovered Nasty Nancy's hilarious Twitter hashtags. It's as if a fountain of comedy had been hiding in plain sight all this time.
For example...

That's the goddamn work of a master right there, folks. With that out of the way, I've compiled a few more of Nancy's Twitter hashtag gems on the pages that follow.








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#MURDER4PIZZA
I will be seriously dissapointed if I don’t see at least 5 #BabyInDryer tags in the Comments section today
Nancy Grace has caused at least two horrible people to commit suicide. If only she could use that power for good while being a good person.
These two people? Neither one sounds horrible enough that I’d wish death on them.
Yeah, I regretted horrible right after I clicked post.
Jesus, WG’s so full of levity today. Is this what we can expect now that the summer’s over?
#BabyInDryer
It’s the fall, happiness got flushed.
So the warming glow banner is gone? Bring back Matt!
i think you mean #bringbackmatt.
It’s a story about Twitter, thus the UPROXX banner. WG is alive and well.
Aight #bitchandmoanabouteverything ?
WG was still demoted: now it is uproxx.com/tv
#onlynipslipthatdisgustedme
This will surely do wonders for her running body count.
hashtags are the best part of this twitter thing
Fat people and dead babies. That’s, like, 95 per cent of British comedy right there.
All of these tweets read like stories from the Weekly World News, especially the one about the chef cooking his wife in the crock pot. Google tells me they’re real, but I imagine they’d be right at home next to Batboy and Ed Anger.
For some reason, when I read the “#pregmomrunover” tag, I thought, “I bet BabyCarruth will be in the comments section.”
It was like a goddamn magnet…
#BabyInDryer is my new band name.
I don’t understand how a person that full of hate for everybody doesn’t just kill herself.
Anyway, #DeadBabyInCar stories always remind me of that Family Guy joke:
“Is that a baby in that car?!”
“OH MY GOD! HE’S GONNA MISS THE GAME!”
So what 80s pop culture were they referencing with that joke?
Not sure. Were babies dying in cars popular in the 80s?
I just hope to one day read about her murder, and see a headline that reads: “Dis-Graced?!?!”
#BabyInDryer is now my spirit animal.
I bet Nancy Grace doesn’t get dead baby jokes.
#FetusToFeedUs
#BabyInDryer: Nancy Grace hashtag or future WWE storyline foundation?
I have such an unnatural crush on her and her giant head.
#CrockPotWifeKiller is my new band’s name. Thank you Nancy Grace.
More #CrockPotWifeKiller please