Nicki Minaj And Keith Urban Officially Join ‘American Idol,’ Minaj And Mariah Carey Already Fighting

Details about the new, updated American Idol judges’ tables have been leaking out for months now (“MARIAH IS IN TALKS.” “SOURCES SAY NICKI MINAJ IS FINALIZING A DEAL.” “KANYE? MAYBE.” “PRODUCERS HAVE REACHED OUT TO A VERY COOL DOG NAMED VOLTRON.”), but this Sunday Fox confirmed what we’ve all pretty much expected for a while: the judges for the show’s 12th season will be Mariah Carey, rapper Nicki Minaj, country singer Keith Urban, and, uh, Randy Jackson, who is starting to get a “graduated three years ago but keeps showing up to parties in his letterman jacket and hitting on sophomores and it’s really weirding everyone out” feel to him. From Deadline:
As expected for the past week, Fox made the formal announcement this morning as all four judges get set to appear at American Idol auditions in New York today. Minaj’s contract is rumored to be in the $10 million to $12 million range. Urban, who quit his gig as a judge on the Australian version of The Voice late last week, is rumored to be earning about $3 million to $5 million next season. “With an unparalleled star like Mariah, fan-favorite Randy, chart-toppers like Nicki and Keith and our incomparable host Ryan, we’ve put together one of the most exciting judging panels around,” said Mike Darnell, Fox’s President of Alternative Entertainment today.
Well now that that’s settled, I suppose all we can do is sit back and see how things play out. With this many strong personalities in one room, I guess the real question is how they’ll all mesh once the cameras start rolling, and whether people will start trying to spin some narrative about bickering and bacstabbi-
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Carey and Nicki Minaj went at it during the first “A.I.” taping Sunday in NYC. When Nicki started critiquing a contestant, Mariah would interrupt — not once, but many times. Each time Mariah interrupted, Nicki fought back by loudly talking over Mariah.
One “A.I.” spy said Mariah and Nicki tried to cover their disdain for each other but everyone saw through it, adding, “These girls just don’t like each other.”
That did not take long.



you know what always brings coworkers together? scissoring.
Good call.
Well, duh. Everybody knows that divas are like those fish that will kill eachother if you put two in the same tank. Except female. And not fish.
Just long as Miss Minaj remembers who the eff we is, backs the coupe up and chucks the deuce up. I think. Never mind.
Everyone can take the day off. DEVO and Patty pretty much perfected commenting, at least for today.
Seriously though, the video for “Starships”. Booty.
Imma gonna be a judge. Udge.
For this damn show, Ow, ratings get low.
hafta speak, eek! without all these dumb rhymes.
gonna steal the spotlight like it was crimes.
15 minutes are almost up, Yup
whatcha gonna do?
gonna be a bore? Nor!
See this ‘tention whore
act all crazy, whee!!
worked for Brittany
+numbers
I can’t even begin to guess what we are in for with this season of American Idol. All I know is that I am not looking forward to it. Of course, I would have the unfortunate luck of rooming with a bunch of girls that are huge Nicki Minaj and Mariah Carey fans. It looks like my house it doomed to be bombarded with American Idol garbage. At least I have my Hopper DVR’s three independent tuners on my side, so they watch this show all they want without affecting what I watch. Seriously, the last thing I want to do when I get home from a day in my office at Dish is watch Nicki try and give music advice in those weird voices she does.
Nicki Minaj? Will she be critiquing stage performances? Because as much as I have a crush on her, she can’t sing to save her life.