Like any good story, this one begins with a professional skateboarder waking up in the middle of the night to find a woman masturbating on his bedroom floor before climbing into his bed. This happened to Bam Margera, best known for appearing on Jackass and Viva La Bam on MTV, who then called the cops on his lady friend.
According to law enforcement sources, Bam told police the 24-year-old woman woke him up in his Pennsylvania home by kissing him — completely in the buff — and Bam freaked…throwing the girl off him and dialing 911. And here’s where it gets really insane — according to law enforcement sources, while Bam was on the phone with cops, he claims the girl dropped to the floor and started to masturbate.
After Bam hung up, we’re told he kicked the girl out of his house — still completely naked. (Via)
We have a picture of the girl, too.
Great boobs. Anyway, TMZ got a much-needed followup on the finger bam-er:
The naked girl who allegedly broke into Bam Margera’s house and masturbated on his bedroom floor didn’t just appear out of nowhere — she had secretly been LIVING in Bam’s tree house for weeks…the Jackass star tells TMZ.
Bam tells us…the girl had been camping out in the giant tree fort on his property — the same fort featured as Fast Eddie’s Treetop Casino in an episode of Viva La Bam. (Via)
Oh, she just wanted to relive some TV history? (No one will ever forget where they were when that particular episode of Viva La Bam aired.) That’s totally understandable; happens all the time. Just last week I went to one of the locations where Daria was filmed to have some Me Time, when I saw another male fan already there. I left before — what? Daria‘s not real, you say? Uh oh…
(Via TMZ)
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Johnny Knoxville must be getting really good at using the prosthetic makeup.
Him?
Did she cum?
Oh how I hope that’s a Mallrats reference
Jesus Christ Man, there’s just some things you don’t talk about in public!
A tree house isn’t as uncomfortable as the back of a Volkswagen.
Is there such a thing as the back of a Volkswagen? Even the van sticks the engine back there.
What kind of asshole has a giant tree house and doesn’t even go up there for weeks on end?
[dying]
A guy who has naked women walking unsolicited through his front door?
When I kick a woman out of my house naked, in the middle of the nght I at least give her some cab money. A gentleman would do no less.
I’m Johnny Knoxville and this is Tuesday Night at Bam’s house.
I really wanted this headline to end with “Sponge Bob Square Pants!”
Shoulda stayed at Ryan Dunn’s. He doesn’t mind a tree crasher.
heh
She wanted to stay in his Porsche, but it was getting a gas foot pedal installed
Nicely done, CM.
Too soon? Fuck no….
Bam is a chode, this is true, however If I had the money I wouldn’t mind doing some of the shit they did on ‘Viva’
Ryan Dunn should still be alive. Why didn’t you take Bam, God? WHY?!
I feel like if there is part of you’re property that someone could live in and you not notice… then it’s fair game. Christ there must be enough pool houses in LA to house all of Californ… wait a god damn minute… Bam Margeran who gives a shit.