Working from home means three things: 1) not having to wear pants, 2) your social skills when you have to converse with someone in the real world will be awful, and 3) a lot of informercials. I need noise to function, so I’ll usually leave the TV on all day, not really paying attention to whatever Anonymous Talk Show Host is yakking about. But every so often, something will catch my ear, and more often than not, it’s an informercial. Today, I saw the Eggies ad, which led not to my phone so I could ORDER IN THE NEXT 40 MINUTES, but rather to Google, where I find this collection of GIFs featuring idiots from as-seen-on-TV commercials.
Because, I mean, soda spilling, amirite?
He’s my favorite. Think he’s listening to Matchbox Twenty or any Paul Simon album except Graceland?
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The folks at Magic Hugs do fine infomercials [magichugs.com]
Someone who is good at the internet should mash-up the soda spilling GIF with the GIF of the dude jumping into the wedding cake from Danger’s “November Rain” breakdown.
I hate it when I spill ketchup and mustard on sand!
Oh my god. I just want to sew these gifs together and curl up under them like a snuggie.
Do they have Infomercial Oscars? They should.
I have that same problem when I practice my chipping in the house with a real ball and full swing. If only there were some product that would allow me to do that and not destroy everything!
Well, I got the next hour planned out. Also, relevant.
Peeling eggs? Do it the Miguel Torres ninja way.
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Look, I really need a GIF if the Boston Terrier busting through the doorway in the Magic Mesh commercial. Can we make that happen?
Infomercials always strike me as created for an audience suffering from the DTs. The soda spilling woman alone looks like her bac is at least .15
Best acting chops: tray spilling guy. Who sits down that violently?
Hey, you’re the guy that can’t open milk!
Fourth one down forever please.
If you don’t tell me what they are for how do I buy them!!!