The pot-bellied pig you see sitting in a chair above is no pot-bellied pig at all. It’s actually Alana Boo Boo Billy Bob Brandine Pondscum Thompson, the most famous member of the Here Comes Honey Boo Boo family that’s demanding TLC pay them 50% more than what they’re earning now. Shockingly, they’re not being compensated in chicken anuses — they actually earn $4,000/episode, but want $8,000-$10,000/episode.
And really, can you blame them when they provide such top-notch quality entertainment as this?
That’s unedited. SHE SNEEZES AND SNOT COMES OUT AND THEN SHE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO AND THE CAMERAS KEEP ROLLING AND NO ONE HELPS HER OR GRABS A TISSUE AND THEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE STARTS CRYING THEN SHE WALKS AWAY IN SHAME BECAUSE SHE HAS NOSE SPLOOGE ALL OVER HER HANDS AND THIS WAS ON NATIONAL TV AND 2.1 MILLION PEOPLE SAW IT AND THAT’S ONLY ONE MILLION LESS THAN THE PARKS AND REC PREMIERE.
To paraphrase George Burns, TV is a hideous bitch goddess.
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Um, and they gave it it’s own hashtag. #booboosneeze.
I have no idea how to react, so I’ll leave it at that.
I want off this Earth.
The Idiocracy is upon us, people…like, for serious.
Also, if Uproxx could go back to boycotting this show, that’d be swell
Can we please stop feeding the TLC trolls and stop covering this show? It doesn’t need any more publicity.
I mean…I just…fuck…ugh…*sigh*…you know?
This.
THANK YOU!
What happened to WG’s promise to cease and desist as much Honey Boo Boo coverage as possible?
This is it. We promise.
This show is why wandering alien spaceships intercepting TV signals will pass by Earth, assuming correctly that we are not ready to be a part of the galactic community.
wouldn’t going from $4,000 an episode to $8,000 an episode be a 100% increase? $6,000 would be 50% more
failing at simple math is but the dimmest of effects the show has on you
Good for them. They should demand more money if idiots are going to tune in to this crap. Mamam’s mumus don’t pay for themselves you know.
Holy shit, gross, she tried to snort it back up her nose.
All that clip needs is the Curb Your Enthusiasm music to be 100% complete.
Internet, get on that.
Also, gross.
wait 100% or 50% because this site seems to have trouble with those two
Oh, sure like everyone’s a scientist or engineer or 4th grader all of the sudden.
No, I can’t blame them for demanding more money, since people continue to watch this disaster and sites keep reporting on it and I keep reading it (out of loyalty to WG).
That was a lot more snot than I expected.
The pot-bellied pig comment had me dying. I’ve seen this abscess of wasted food on the show and simply can’t feel sorry for her. Ever.
1) Based on how well the show’s doing, they should be paid more.
2) If this was just a random YouTube clip someone caught/uploaded, that would be pretty damn funny. But because the girl knew a kajillion people were watching, her reaction is just that much more sad. (And that no one gave her a tissue is almost just as disheartening. It’s like the whole crew decided they were shooting a nature documentary, to interfere would be like rescuing a seal from a polar bear, it’d be wrong or something.)
1) Based on how they behave, they should be bludgeoned to death with big fucking rocks in the public square, not paid.
2) Fuck you for defending anything about this show. I want you to choke on broken glass.
That is fucking disgusting and I’m not even talking about her for once. She’s a GD kid. Kids fucking sneeze and kids have fucking snot. Yet some producer is going to get a bonus for letting the camera roll. You can’t claim your not exploiting and/or making fun of the family and then turn around and film something like this. I hope everyone responsible at TLC gets anally raped by a horse.
Okay, this is far from the worst thing that has ever aired on TV and it’s articles like this that keep feeding the beast. Stop. Talking. About. Honey. Boo. Boo.
Add me into the rage. This is legit the first Honey Boo Boo clip I’ve watched and my face was wrenched in a Lucille Bluth-esque look of horror the entire time. I mean, WHAT. THE. FUCK. It’s a little girl, for chrissakes. I don’t care how trashy and entertaining the family is. A little baby girl sneezed out a couple of snot rockets and instead of helping her out with a tissue they just keep on goddamn rolling and capture every last fucking bit of her childlike shame (oh, and make sure to add in the dopey music, HURR!) until she runs away crying. Lookit: I don’t even LIKE kids, and usually the sight of a child crying brings laughter to my soul. But this … This is just downright despicable.
Oh and fuck you, TLC.
Well put Stacey, and might I add a big fuck you to the networks that still air the Whoresluts of (insert city here) and the Kardashwhores every week!
I have no words. It’s just…..what an all time new low. To all the people who made this show the success it is, I hope you’re happy.
Fuck yes they are happy and they are laughing all the way to the fucking bank!
Just like that goddamn cockgobbler Adam Sandler does every time he puts out another piece of worthless fuck movie, and people still show up to the box office to see the epic disaster!
It’s Miller time I’m outta here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can’t believe I thought hard work and determination would lead to success.
With great power comes great responsibility. How about the good folks at Warming Glow contribute to the goodness of humanity and stop covering this shit? If everyone just ignores this show, it’ll go away.
‘Murica.
I made this comment on my Facebook page recently, but this TV show makes me want to form The Army Of The Twelve Monkeys.
i’m not joking, that clip got to me. the exploitation of children. i don’t want to sound crazy, but I literally choked up watching it. this is dispicable…